{"id":5409,"date":"2015-01-22T11:18:25","date_gmt":"2015-01-22T18:18:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=5409"},"modified":"2021-08-26T18:38:56","modified_gmt":"2021-08-27T01:38:56","slug":"finally-up-and-out-of-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2015\/01\/22\/finally-up-and-out-of-bed\/","title":{"rendered":"Finally up and out of bed…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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And NO I wasn’t spending days in bed having a good time! If ONLY!<\/p>\n

I threw my back out and WOW! Its been a long time since I’ve felt blinding pain like that.<\/p>\n

Every step was followed by agonizing twitching in my low back. Each twitch felt like a flaming dull knife was being repeatedly plunged into my iliac crest (Top of the hip bone) then sawing down to my knee and balls at the same time.<\/p>\n

Yeah it HURT!<\/p>\n

I tried to tough it out, but after 3 days of not much change, I went to bed. <\/p>\n

Two days later I’m feeling much better and even feel like writing without having every thought focused on burning agony.<\/p>\n

My only comfort was that for the two days I was in bed I didn’t have to put clothes on. Mind you, I didn’t feel like having any kind of traditional “naked fun” but at least I was more comfortable than being wrapped in clothing.<\/p>\n

After this I can understand why so many “Snake oil” remedies exist for back problems.<\/p>\n

I’d have made a deal with Satan to make it stop. Of course that deal would have involved me holding on to MY soul and selling out the rest of you, but that’s another story.<\/p>\n

In any case I’m finally on the mend but since I’m alone and the temp isn’t too low I might strip off these dang clothes and just enjoy working on my projects in the buff.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

And NO I wasn’t spending days in bed having a good time! If ONLY! I threw my back out and WOW! Its been a long time since I’ve felt blinding pain like that. Every step was followed by agonizing twitching in my low back. Each twitch felt like a flaming dull knife was being repeatedly … <\/p>\n

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