{"id":5242,"date":"2014-12-02T17:56:10","date_gmt":"2014-12-03T01:56:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=5242"},"modified":"2021-08-26T18:38:56","modified_gmt":"2021-08-27T01:38:56","slug":"enjoying-the-rain-today-and-glad-its-not-tomorrow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2014\/12\/02\/enjoying-the-rain-today-and-glad-its-not-tomorrow\/","title":{"rendered":"Enjoying the rain today and glad its not tomorrow."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right;\" title=\"Man Walking In The Rain.png\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Man-Walking-In-The-Rain.png\" alt=\"Man Walking In The Rain - pixgood.com\" width=\"300\" height=\"207\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It&rsquo;s been raining here all day.<\/p>\n<p>I had to dash out for a little while to deal with a client issue. Thankfully traffic wasn&rsquo;t too bad and I didn&rsquo;t have to go far.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The rain in my local area has been pretty constant. Not terribly heavy so a lot of it is soaking into the ground. I noticed the wash was roaring but that&rsquo;s not surprising since the mountain to the south is over 8000 feet of mostly bare granite. &nbsp;Almost all of the water that or snow that falls there runs straight into the wash. I see that water rushing downhill and I think it&rsquo;s a pity we can&rsquo;t capture it just long enough to let it soak into the slopes.<\/p>\n<p>I got lucky too. I&rsquo;ve got a Drs. Appointment tomorrow, so the majority of the storm should have passed and the roads won&rsquo;t be oil slicks.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right;\" title=\"Doctor.png\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Doctor.png\" alt=\"Doctor\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It&rsquo;s my annual physical so I get to do the full monty, sigh.<\/p>\n<p>In general, I don&rsquo;t mind having my nether regions squeezed &amp; fondled. But usually I know I&rsquo;m going to have a nice orgasm at the end. The anti-climax of a medical exam is a real letdown. &nbsp;Thank god I don&rsquo;t have a medical fetish or I&rsquo;d be <strong><em>really<\/em><\/strong> frustrated.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>As it is I have to go in fasting. Fine, I don&rsquo;t usually eat breakfast anyway.<\/p>\n<p>I can&rsquo;t have my usual coffee either and that makes me just a TAD cranky. The appointment isn&rsquo;t until 11am, I can&rsquo;t even imagine what I&rsquo;ll be like in the waiting room.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right;\" title=\"Exam Room Waiting.png\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Exam-Room-Waiting.png\" alt=\"Exam Room Waiting\" width=\"300\" height=\"226\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It&rsquo;s been a while since I had sex as well.<\/p>\n<p>I can&rsquo;t rub one out either because the Doc likes a PSA test where you&rsquo;ve been fasting on the sex front as well. I&rsquo;ll ask him if the robins egg blue of my balls is appropriate for the PSA test.<\/p>\n<p>As much as I love that guy, there are times when I wonder if he&rsquo;s a closet sadist!&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>On the up side, it gives me fodder to mess with him. Maybe after he&rsquo;s done with the exam &nbsp;I&rsquo;ll ask him if I could have a few minutes alone with a tube of lube and offer to whitewash one wall of the exam room and maybe part of the ceiling too.<\/p>\n<p>I don&rsquo;t know if that would freak him out or just embarrass him. Either way I get to exact a little revenge. I like the idea of him trying to keep it together with his next patient. I suspect that secretly, he looks forward to me putting a little chaos, and off color humor into his day.<\/p>\n<p>I guess that&rsquo;s why he calls me &ldquo;Trouble&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&rsquo;s been raining here all day. I had to dash out for a little while to deal with a client issue. Thankfully traffic wasn&rsquo;t too bad and I didn&rsquo;t have to go far.&nbsp; The rain in my local area has been pretty constant. Not terribly heavy so a lot of it is soaking into the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2014\/12\/02\/enjoying-the-rain-today-and-glad-its-not-tomorrow\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Enjoying the rain today and glad its not tomorrow.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[175],"class_list":["post-5242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mens-health","tag-male"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5242"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5242\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5243,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5242\/revisions\/5243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}