{"id":5114,"date":"2014-10-19T07:20:35","date_gmt":"2014-10-19T14:20:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=5114"},"modified":"2021-01-08T19:38:12","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T03:38:12","slug":"president-stompy-foot-just-doesnt-get-it-does-he","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2014\/10\/19\/president-stompy-foot-just-doesnt-get-it-does-he\/","title":{"rendered":"President Stompy foot just doesn&#8217;t get it does he?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>T<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right;\" title=\"PresObama.png\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/PresObama.png\" alt=\"PresObama\" width=\"277\" height=\"182\" border=\"0\" \/>he president has called for calm, and trust in the face of ebola.<\/p>\n<p>He&rsquo;s cautioning the American public not to give into hysteria.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Really?<\/p>\n<p>Mr President, perhaps people would be more willing to trust you, your administration, and the government in general if you hadn&rsquo;t lied to us again and again.<\/p>\n<p>Just a few weeks ago you and the CDC said that ebola was hard to catch. Then we have someone come in from a country that honestly should have been on a restricted travel list and he&rsquo;s sick. Then he&rsquo;s at a hospital and dies, now two nurses have tested positive for ebola.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right;\" title=\"ProtocolsCDCCartoon.png\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/ProtocolsCDCCartoon.png\" alt=\"Protocols?\" width=\"266\" height=\"190\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So Stompie, is this disease hard to catch or has your arrogance already killed thousands?<\/p>\n<p>The math of a simple geometric progression is scary enough, but the potential for spread of this disease in a densely packed locale like a city is terrifying, especially since the fixed ratio is likely to be more like three or four if you account for family units or co-workers.<\/p>\n<p>Most people think of the series 1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128. That&rsquo;s a fixed ratio of 2, a fixed ratio of 3 yields something like 1, 3, 9, 27, 81, 243, 729, 2187. A fixed ratio of 4 gives you 1, 4, 16, 64, 256, 1024, 4096, 16384.<\/p>\n<p>It&rsquo;s not unreasonable for the American people to ask if the genie is already out of the bottle. A sick nurse, on two flights in a closed environment at close quarters with a minimum of 140 other people&#8230; &nbsp;Gee, that sounds like a freaking party! Sign me the fuck up! I&rsquo;m surprised as hell that others aren&rsquo;t showing symptoms, but the incubation period is still young!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right;\" title=\"djin.png\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/djin.png\" alt=\"Djin\" width=\"261\" height=\"193\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You said, Mr. President, that you didn&rsquo;t think we&rsquo;d need an ebola tsar, yet you&rsquo;ve assigned one.<\/p>\n<p>You said the CDC had it under control, but they&rsquo;ve said they screwed up.<\/p>\n<p>You&rsquo;ve said that the troops we&rsquo;re sending to Africa to battle ebola will not have contact with sick people, but now we&rsquo;re learning that apparently they are going to be assisting sick folks in the temporary hospitals. &nbsp;What are you going to do if our troops get sick? You&rsquo;re needlessly exposing our troops to a situation that they shouldn&rsquo;t be in.<\/p>\n<p>You&rsquo;re concerned about imposing a travel ban because we need to help the people of Africa. You&rsquo;ve told us that a travel ban will harm the people of Africa by restricting the flow of aid, that&rsquo;s dishonest on it&rsquo;s face. We can <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">send<\/span> all the aid we want to Africa, we just don&rsquo;t have to allow anyone from the restricted areas to <strong>COME HERE<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right;\" title=\"Golfystompy.png\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Golfystompy.png\" alt=\"Golfy Stompy\" width=\"237\" height=\"213\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Your Oath of Office says you&rsquo;ll put the needs and safety of the American people first. Imposing a travel ban is a simple direct way to do that, as is closing our southern border (which you have consistently FAILED to do.)<\/p>\n<p>We won&rsquo;t even discuss your failure to take, ISIS or as France has decided to call them Daesh, seriously, or your subsequent authorization of bombing in Iraq and Syria.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Really President Stompy, Why should I or the rest of the American people trust you?<\/p>\n<p>I&rsquo;m not hysterical about ebola. I&rsquo;ll tell you this, I&rsquo;d think twice about getting onto a plane right now.<\/p>\n<p>I&rsquo;ve caught the flu more times than I can count on planes. The flu is a pain in the ass, ebola is worse so if I don&rsquo;t have to fly, I&rsquo;m not going to.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right;\" title=\"Presidentfail.png\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Presidentfail.png\" alt=\"President Fail\" width=\"300\" height=\"291\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Technically I don&rsquo;t even have to fly to get ebola. I can simply kiss someone that was on a plane and who now has flu like symptoms, its flu season we&rsquo;d think nothing of it, and we&rsquo;d probably wait to get treatment because a lot of us are still having so much trouble with our medical insurance that the concept of seeing a doctor is simply too daunting. The delays in seeking treatment, could result in more exposure, and the spread of the virus before it was even reported in a particular area.<\/p>\n<p>This is because Mr. President, you&rsquo;ve failed&#8230; <strong>again<\/strong>, to put the safety and wellbeing of the American public first.<\/p>\n<p>You may well have created an America that rivals third world cesspool countries, time will tell. Regardless, your presidency will be one for the history books.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Congratulations!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The president has called for calm, and trust in the face of ebola. He&rsquo;s cautioning the American public not to give into hysteria.&nbsp; Really? Mr President, perhaps people would be more willing to trust you, your administration, and the government in general if you hadn&rsquo;t lied to us again and again. Just a few weeks &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2014\/10\/19\/president-stompy-foot-just-doesnt-get-it-does-he\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;President Stompy foot just doesn&#8217;t get it does he?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[84,11,104,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bullshit","category-gop-dem","category-government","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5114"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5114\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5116,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5114\/revisions\/5116"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}