{"id":440,"date":"2012-05-27T08:43:12","date_gmt":"2012-05-27T15:43:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=440"},"modified":"2021-01-08T19:32:59","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T03:32:59","slug":"something-that-tickled-my-funny-bone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2012\/05\/27\/something-that-tickled-my-funny-bone\/","title":{"rendered":"Something that tickled my funny bone"},"content":{"rendered":"

While I was out and about I stopped by Bass Pro to pick some items up.<\/p>\n

I was planning to do my second Run & Shoot competition today.<\/span><\/p>\n

Unfortunately, during the night I’ve come down with something.  When I got up this morning I didn’t feel great but I was still ok.<\/span><\/p>\n

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By the time I was showered and ready to go I felt completely lousy!<\/span><\/p>\n

So I stayed home and am nursing whatever ailment I’ve picked up.<\/span><\/p>\n

At first I thought that something I ate had just disagreed with me. But I’m thinking now it’s something more like a cold \/ flu \/ stomach bug \/ whatever.<\/span><\/p>\n

I’m achey and feverish.<\/span><\/p>\n

There is a part of me that wonders if I’d gone out to Palm Springs if the heat wouldn’t have made me feel better. I’m tired of being cold!<\/span><\/p>\n

Just as I was getting into wearing shorts & enjoying the warmth of Spring…. We’ve had a cold front move through and it 40 outside… Again!<\/span><\/p>\n

I swear, we didn’t have a Winter… and Now it looks like we’re not going to have a Spring either! I’ve actually been wondering if I should shut the sprinklers down again because the temps have been dropping so low.<\/span><\/p>\n

Of course if I just got out there and installed the rain\/freeze sensor on the sprinkler control unit I wouldn’t have to worry about it quite so much.<\/span><\/p>\n

The photo above is the result of my putting these items on the counter at Bass Pro yesterday. It just seemed such a contrast. The candy corn is for the godson and the ammo was going to be used today.<\/span><\/p>\n

The grouping was just so redneck I couldn’t help but laugh.<\/span><\/p>\n

I don’t think the little girl at the counter saw the joke, she probably thought I’m a bit strange.<\/span><\/p>\n

As I was coming home I was thinking about a series of photos that would be priceless.<\/span><\/p>\n

Ammo, diapers, milk, moonpie, RC Cola and a 6-pack.<\/span><\/p>\n

Condoms, Ammo, and a home pregnancy test.<\/span><\/p>\n

You see the pattern…<\/span><\/p>\n

I’m thinking I’ll pull out the camera, tripod, and a nice backdrop then start taking photos that document the redneck experience in the early 21st century<\/span><\/p>\n

Might be interesting…<\/span><\/p>\n


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While I was out and about I stopped by Bass Pro to pick some items up. I was planning to do my second Run & Shoot competition today. Unfortunately, during the night I’ve come down with something.  When I got up this morning I didn’t feel great but I was still ok. By the time … <\/p>\n

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