{"id":4369,"date":"2014-02-28T04:40:05","date_gmt":"2014-02-28T11:40:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=4369"},"modified":"2021-08-26T18:39:16","modified_gmt":"2021-08-27T01:39:16","slug":"ouch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2014\/02\/28\/ouch\/","title":{"rendered":"OUCH!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right;\" title=\"NewImage.png\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/NewImage15.png\" alt=\"NewImage\" width=\"260\" height=\"194\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I cleaned the gutters of my parents house yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>OMG!<\/p>\n<p>Do you know what happens when you have Oak leaves that collect and sit in a gutter for years?<\/p>\n<p>You get a new biome.<\/p>\n<p>The leaves degrade into a slightly acidic loam; add water and you get a place for critters and new plants.<\/p>\n<p>I saw snakes (babies), mud, new oak trees, some rooted thing that had roots running for about 25 feet in the gutter. I never did figure out what the hell that plant was, but It was a tough SOB!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right;\" title=\"NewImage.png\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/NewImage16.png\" alt=\"NewImage\" width=\"259\" height=\"194\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>No pictures; I stripped myself of technology and then ended up covered in mud and various kinds of plant debris.<\/p>\n<p>By the time I&rsquo;d put in 6 hours at this, the ladder was starting to get really heavy. I was sore all over and even today I&rsquo;m still hurting when I move.<\/p>\n<p>Last night I was achy and sore all over, I&rsquo;m hurting really bad today. Getting out of bed today I looked like I was 90.<\/p>\n<p>But its one less thing my mom is going to have to worry about.<\/p>\n<p>Next, cleaning and re-arranging furniture in their guest room and the den.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>On the plus side, I&rsquo;m losing weight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I cleaned the gutters of my parents house yesterday. OMG! Do you know what happens when you have Oak leaves that collect and sit in a gutter for years? You get a new biome. The leaves degrade into a slightly acidic loam; add water and you get a place for critters and new plants. I &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2014\/02\/28\/ouch\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;OUCH!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[175],"class_list":["post-4369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-men","tag-male"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4369"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4369\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4370,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4369\/revisions\/4370"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}