{"id":4155,"date":"2013-12-20T16:25:34","date_gmt":"2013-12-20T23:25:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=4155"},"modified":"2021-01-08T19:37:12","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T03:37:12","slug":"yeah-ok-its-pretty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2013\/12\/20\/yeah-ok-its-pretty\/","title":{"rendered":"Yeah&#8230; OK it&#8217;s pretty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right;\" title=\"Untitled-1.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Untitled-1.jpg\" alt=\"Untitled 1\" width=\"300\" height=\"800\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Rambling\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Got home finally.<\/p>\n<p>Last night was a learning experience\u2026 I\u2019ve got a new backpack and forgot to move essentials into it.<\/p>\n<p>You know, stuff like Aspirin, Tums, contact lens case and saline, toothbrush and toothpaste, condoms, all the stuff that you need if you get stranded\u2026 or lucky!<\/p>\n<p>I admit the snow is pretty, and the hills and mountains are very serene. Last night however after spending so long on the freeways to get home I was very, very, cranky.<\/p>\n<p>In the light of day it was obvious why things were so slick. There was about 1\/4 inch of ice under the fluffy layer of snow.<\/p>\n<p>So the moment the car lost traction in the fluffy snow, it was\u00a0spinning on a layer of ice.<\/p>\n<p>It was probably for the best that I gave up trying to get home and bailed to a hotel.<\/p>\n<p>I have to admit as long as the road was not on a steep incline, the car was doing damn well in the mess last night. I suppose it is unrealistic to ask the car to do a 35\u00ba incline on ice.<\/p>\n<p>This morning when I got home I was greeted by happy puppies who immediately wanted to know where the hell I\u2019d been.<\/p>\n<p>I think their inquisition might have been a bit over the top. I\u2019ve been sniffed, leg humped, and presented with various toys and the pitiful \u201cPlay with me\u201d looks.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m fortunate, the dogs love me even when I\u2019m an ass. I\u2019m also fortunate that the other half was able to get home, otherwise I\u2019d be looking at some very unhappy dogs.<\/p>\n<p>As I write this both dogs are watching me. I don\u2019t think they\u2019re going to let me out of\u00a0their sight for a while.<\/p>\n<p>I suppose it messes with their retriever programming when I disappear.<\/p>\n<p>They think their job is to keep track of me and it\u2019s humiliating for them to think they lost me.<\/p>\n<p>My closing the bathroom door is even cause for great consternation.<\/p>\n<p>Snow &amp; dogs is always a hoot to watch. They\u2019re in for a surprise today. They\u2019re going to a late appointment at the groomers for a quick nail trim and brush out.<\/p>\n<p>Since they usually go to puppy spa day early in the morning this should really mess with their concept of the world.<\/p>\n<p>When they get back they\u2019ll be all clean and pretty for Santa.<\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t know if they\u2019re getting coal or puppy toys for Christmas.<\/p>\n<p>Being retrievers, they probably wouldn\u2019t care what they got, as long as someone tossed whatever it was, out in the back yard.<\/p>\n<p>Now off to finish Christmas cards! The cards are done\u2026 it\u2019s the addressing the envelopes that I\u2019ve been remiss about.<\/p>\n<p>That is I\u2019ll get to the cards after trying to clear the rest of the ice out of the driveway, Yipeee!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rambling\u2026 Got home finally. Last night was a learning experience\u2026 I\u2019ve got a new backpack and forgot to move essentials into it. You know, stuff like Aspirin, Tums, contact lens case and saline, toothbrush and toothpaste, condoms, all the stuff that you need if you get stranded\u2026 or lucky! I admit the snow is pretty, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2013\/12\/20\/yeah-ok-its-pretty\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Yeah&#8230; OK it&#8217;s pretty&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4155"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4155\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5245,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4155\/revisions\/5245"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}