{"id":4150,"date":"2013-12-20T01:16:02","date_gmt":"2013-12-20T08:16:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=4150"},"modified":"2021-01-08T19:37:12","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T03:37:12","slug":"good-day-hotel-room-snow-and-broken-forks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2013\/12\/20\/good-day-hotel-room-snow-and-broken-forks\/","title":{"rendered":"Good Day, Hotel Room, Snow and Broken forks."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Got a Haircut &amp; spent the day with a good friend. We had a great lunch and started our shopping with drinks.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We managed to get our Christmas shopping done.<\/p>\n<p>I wasn&rsquo;t able to get home with my bootie though.<\/p>\n<p>Who could have foreseen accidents that would delay my arrival home until there was enough snow and ice on the streets at home that I couldn&rsquo;t get up the street to the house.<\/p>\n<p>Had there been somewhere to park, I&rsquo;d have just walked up the hill but all the places to park that were available I couldn&rsquo;t get into.<\/p>\n<p>I was annoyed, tired, and cranky.<\/p>\n<p>It took me about 3.5 maybe 4 hours to get home. Rather, near home. After several tries to get up the street; failing at finding a parking place and nearly being T-Boned by a moron in a truck. I basically said,<\/p>\n<p>Enough!<\/p>\n<p>I drove to a local hotel, got a room and am now sitting naked in bed watching Futurama.<\/p>\n<p>That&rsquo;s about all I could ask for. I was so tired I couldn&rsquo;t take going anywhere else. I&rsquo;m planning to sleep until at least 9am<\/p>\n<p>After all it&rsquo;s my room until noon.<\/p>\n<p>I walked to a taco place ordered take out and came back here. I&rsquo;m eating and then I broke my fork. Ever tried to eat a messy, saucy, sour creamy Mexican meal with a fork that has only two tines?&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It&rsquo;s interesting!<\/p>\n<p>After eating I tried logging onto the free wifi. LOL!!!!<\/p>\n<p>There is some Hollyweird production company staying here at the hotel and they are sucking up the bandwidth of the entire hotel. I have no clue what they&rsquo;re doing but after 10 minutes my email finally finished downloading.<\/p>\n<p>I&rsquo;m figuring this is another one of those movies that will get one check and go direct to video. Can you tell I have little faith in Hollywood?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got a Haircut &amp; spent the day with a good friend. We had a great lunch and started our shopping with drinks.&nbsp; We managed to get our Christmas shopping done. I wasn&rsquo;t able to get home with my bootie though. Who could have foreseen accidents that would delay my arrival home until there was enough &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2013\/12\/20\/good-day-hotel-room-snow-and-broken-forks\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Good Day, Hotel Room, Snow and Broken forks.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4150"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4150\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4153,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4150\/revisions\/4153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}