{"id":3891,"date":"2013-10-20T06:36:37","date_gmt":"2013-10-20T13:36:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=3891"},"modified":"2021-01-08T19:36:55","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T03:36:55","slug":"we-read-your-beads-without-ever-talking-to-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2013\/10\/20\/we-read-your-beads-without-ever-talking-to-you\/","title":{"rendered":"We read your beads without ever talking to you&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" style=\"color: #333333; font-style: normal; line-height: 24px; border: 5px;\" title=\"NewImage.png\" alt=\"NewImage\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/NewImage27.png\" width=\"285\" height=\"177\" border=\"0\" \/>We know you don&#8217;t belong here.<\/p>\n<p>We don&#8217;t have to ask, all we have to see or hear is the way you race your little wanna be drifter car with it&#8217;s flatulent exhaust into our neighborhood.<\/p>\n<p>We know you&#8217;re out of your element precisely because of your dark windows.<\/p>\n<p>We smile seeing you lock up your brakes when the pavement runs out.<\/p>\n<p>We know you&#8217;re lost, led astray by your GPS.<\/p>\n<p>We see your confusion at being lost because you don&#8217;t understand the failure of your technology.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" style=\"border: 5px;\" title=\"NewImage.png\" alt=\"NewImage\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/NewImage28.png\" width=\"259\" height=\"194\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>I&#8217;ll give you a little hint&#8230; Mountainous terrain and the mineral composition of the mountains can, and often does introduce errors in the GPS signal. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>If you&#8217;re depending on your phone to give you guidance you better hope that you&#8217;ve got a cell signal too. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Not that I care&#8230; I personally wait for the day when one of your morons goes flying up my street, and straight into the wash. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>I don&#8217;t necessarily hope that you die but I&#8217;m a big believer in Darwin awards.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Not that any of you would understand what the above sentences mean, you&#8217;re dumbfucks and you deserve what you get.<\/p>\n<p>To you, technology is magic, never wrong, and using your mind, or eyes, or the barest shred of common sense is a totally foreign concept.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"border: 0px;\" title=\"NewImage.png\" alt=\"NewImage\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/NewImage29.png\" width=\"190\" height=\"252\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re lemmings, sheep, Prey\u2026 People like you are why Americans in most parts of the world are thought of as morons and easy marks.<\/p>\n<p><em>Thanks for that by the way\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p>When you drive off the road into the wash and your little POS car is broken, there is no doubt in my mind that you&#8217;ll try to sue the GPS maker or the county or the local residents for your stupidity. Because after all you&#8217;re not responsible for your actions are you?<\/p>\n<p>Believe me, you hit one of the local kids because you were going too fast, on single lane residential roads &amp; your bleached bones might be found in the mountains\u2026 eventually\u2026 if your family is really, really lucky.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Word of advice\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Slow down<\/span>, remember that in your haste to get somewhere you often miss the beauty of where you are\u2026<\/p>\n<p>BTW, your phones navigation system will most likely work better too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; We know you don&#8217;t belong here. We don&#8217;t have to ask, all we have to see or hear is the way you race your little wanna be drifter car with it&#8217;s flatulent exhaust into our neighborhood. We know you&#8217;re out of your element precisely because of your dark windows. We smile seeing you lock &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2013\/10\/20\/we-read-your-beads-without-ever-talking-to-you\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;We read your beads without ever talking to you&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,87,89],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-modern-problems","category-musings","category-smelling-the-roses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3891"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3891\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3903,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3891\/revisions\/3903"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}