{"id":3886,"date":"2013-10-15T13:52:26","date_gmt":"2013-10-15T20:52:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=3886"},"modified":"2021-08-26T18:39:16","modified_gmt":"2021-08-27T01:39:16","slug":"the-past-couple-of-nights-have-been-interesting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2013\/10\/15\/the-past-couple-of-nights-have-been-interesting\/","title":{"rendered":"The past couple of nights have been “Interesting”…"},"content":{"rendered":"

…The Insomniac theater of the absurd.<\/p>\n

I wrote a blog sitting naked at my desk. It was long rambling, random, and well… Nuts!<\/p>\n

I started taking an antibiotic that cautions it may cause dizziness. They should also caution about insomnia and insanity.<\/p>\n

Probably not a good sales pitch though. “This antibiotic is effective against sinusitis and may also cause extended episodes of intense crazy. Use with caution when operating heavy equipment.<\/em>“<\/p>\n

I’d take an erection lasting four hours, but that’s not what this antibiotic promises or what it’s delivering…<\/p>\n

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I chose not to publish the “crazy blog”… Probably for the best.<\/p>\n

Last night I dreamt I was with Arlene in a psychotic TrueBlood nightmare.<\/p>\n

I was offering her soothing words about her husband Terry having been ripped apart by a flatulent vampire. Arlene said, “I can deal with Terry being ripped apart… but what is that horrific stink?<\/em>“<\/p>\n

Just then Terry pulled himself back together and became a flatulent vampire who kept chasing us round and round Merlotte’s but was easy to avoid because we smelled him coming.<\/p>\n

Lafayette put an end to Vampire Terry with a pot of chili and a can of lysol. “Bitch! I jus done cleaned this kitchen and you come up in here smelling like dat? Awww HELL NO!<\/em>” <\/p>\n

I ask you… is this the kind of behavior you want from your antibiotic? I didn’t think so.<\/p>\n

Then this morning, I was outside doing poo patrol in the back yard.<\/p>\n

OK did someone put extra stinkiness in the poo, or have my sinuses started to clear?<\/p>\n

Then it hit me one of the dogs must have been particularly gaseous last night which got incorporated into the TrueBlood dream \/ nightmare.<\/p>\n

I guess you could say the past night or two has been shitty or at least gassy.<\/p>\n

I do hope only the mind altering drugs you expect to cause delusions are deluding you, and that your antibiotics are just killing infections.<\/p>\n

Have a good one<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

…The Insomniac theater of the absurd. I wrote a blog sitting naked at my desk. It was long rambling, random, and well… Nuts! I started taking an antibiotic that cautions it may cause dizziness. They should also caution about insomnia and insanity. Probably not a good sales pitch though. “This antibiotic is effective against sinusitis … <\/p>\n

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