{"id":383,"date":"2012-05-11T19:54:00","date_gmt":"2012-05-12T02:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=383"},"modified":"2021-08-26T18:39:43","modified_gmt":"2021-08-27T01:39:43","slug":"im-sure-im-going-straight-to-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2012\/05\/11\/im-sure-im-going-straight-to-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;m going straight to hell&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I can&#8217;t help myself.<\/p>\n<p> Tonight as the Godson was leaving for a camping trip with a couple of buddies I thought a practical joke was in order. After all 19 &#8211; 22 year olds have to have some reason to swear at each other don&#8217;t they?<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.spunklube.com\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Blog Photos\/DSC_1459.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>One of his buddies, I&#8217;ve met and in addition to him being just a hell of a nice young man &amp; proud Marine, he seems like the type that could take a joke.<\/p>\n<p> <strong>SO <\/strong>my evil mind bubbling, boiling, and churning comes up with this plan.<\/p>\n<p>I say &#8220;Lets put a condom that appears used in the sleeping bag he&#8217;s rented for the trip. &#8220;<\/p>\n<p> My godson is laughing so hard he can&#8217;t even speak.<\/p>\n<p>While he&#8217;s recovering I head to my bedroom, grabbing a condom and a bottle of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spunklube.com\/\"><strong>Spunk Lube<\/strong><\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p> I unroll the condom then squirt a bit of lube in the condom. I hold it up and think &#8220;What the Hell?&#8221;. I say to the godson; &#8220;lets make it a big&#8217;un&#8221; and hit the condom with a completely unrealistic amount of the lube. While I&#8217;m squeezing the stuff down to the end of the condom. My godson is holding his sides laughing.<\/p>\n<p> I fold the thing over and stuff it into a plastic sandwich bag. As I hand it to him I tell him to make sure that he slides it into his buddys sleeping bag so that the cold sticky thing is going to come into contact with a bare foot, leg, or the small of the back.<\/p>\n<p> At this point the godson is laughing so hard he&#8217;s red in the face. I can tell he&#8217;s imagining the look on his friends face when this whole thing goes down.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure that I&#8217;m going straight to hell&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;- UPDATE &#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>The young man that we were pranking&#8230; Didn&#8217;t even blink&#8230; He&#8217;d read my <a href=\"http:\/\/boneinthethroat.blogspot.com\/2012\/04\/lubes-no-not-for-your-car.html\">previous post<\/a>&nbsp;and knew that it was a joke. DAMN!!!! Obviously I&#8217;m getting a wider audience on this blog than I thought, not that I&#8217;m complaining&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So the moral of the story is&#8230; If you want to prank someone with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spunklube.com\/\">Spunk<\/a> make sure they haven&#8217;t read about it or aren&#8217;t already using it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I can&#8217;t help myself. Tonight as the Godson was leaving for a camping trip with a couple of buddies I thought a practical joke was in order. After all 19 &#8211; 22 year olds have to have some reason to swear at each other don&#8217;t they? One of his buddies, I&#8217;ve met and in &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2012\/05\/11\/im-sure-im-going-straight-to-hell\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;m going straight to hell&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,3,18,8],"tags":[175],"class_list":["post-383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adult","category-general","category-humor","category-men","tag-male"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=383"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7190,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383\/revisions\/7190"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}