{"id":357,"date":"2012-03-18T06:51:00","date_gmt":"2012-03-18T13:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=357"},"modified":"2021-08-26T18:41:07","modified_gmt":"2021-08-27T01:41:07","slug":"i-woke-up-wet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2012\/03\/18\/i-woke-up-wet\/","title":{"rendered":"I woke up wet…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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No! Nothing like Homer Simpsons recent urinary problems due to guilt.<\/p>\n

I’ve picked up another nasty cold. This is the second one in 8 weeks. On the up side… Supposedly you can only catch 600 colds in your life so I guess I’ve only got 598 to go. On the down side I’M Fucking miserable and easily go from mostly OK to being a bastard in a matter of minutes.<\/p>\n

This one started on Friday morning\u00a0as a slight tickle in the back of my throat. Within hours it was a constant burning then came the coughing and sniffles.<\/p>\n

A particularly fun torture of this cold is that if I”m sitting or standing I’m coughing violently. If I’m laying down I’m not coughing but I can’t breath because my sinuses wad up.<\/p>\n

To add a special Joy it’s been snowing which means that I’ve been outside clearing decks, stairs & such.<\/p>\n

So when I woke up this morning soaking wet I was CRANKY!<\/p>\n

Obviously I’d been running a fever and it must have broken. There is nothing quite so disconcerting as rolling over and having a soggy wet spot that starts at the back of your neck and goes down your spine to your ass.<\/p>\n

There are other “wet spots” that all men have encountered. Usually we try to make our partner sleep in THOSE. There’s a BIG difference between the two. How the wet spot came to be is usually a lot more enjoyable for instance.<\/p>\n

The bedding will be in the wash for another hour or so. Then perhaps I’ll crawl back into bed and sleep the rest of this crappy cold off.<\/p>\n

I did get to watch the sun come up. That was neat.<\/p>\n

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No! Nothing like Homer Simpsons recent urinary problems due to guilt. I’ve picked up another nasty cold. This is the second one in 8 weeks. On the up side… Supposedly you can only catch 600 colds in your life so I guess I’ve only got 598 to go. On the down side I’M Fucking miserable … <\/p>\n

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