{"id":3517,"date":"2013-08-03T05:16:26","date_gmt":"2013-08-03T12:16:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=3517"},"modified":"2021-08-26T18:39:17","modified_gmt":"2021-08-27T01:39:17","slug":"now-that-my-brain-has-rebooted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2013\/08\/03\/now-that-my-brain-has-rebooted\/","title":{"rendered":"Now that my brain has rebooted…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Nothing like having the pipes cleaned out to make you feel better and spark the creative flow… so to speak.<\/p>\n

I always thought Deadly Sperm Buildup was a myth. Apparently it’s a real condition! <\/p>\n

I’d been so tied up with other things \/ chaos in my life I’d forgotten the most basic of my needs. <\/p>\n

The need to get my rocks off.<\/p>\n

Talk about something that harshes your buzz!<\/p>\n

So how do you know that you’re experiencing DSB?<\/p>\n

The symptoms are as follow:<\/p>\n

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1 You’re not terribly creative.<\/p>\n

2 You’re really pretty cranky<\/p>\n

3 Sex starts to not seem all that important<\/p>\n

4 Your thought processes and hence your blog posts are completely randomized! (Much more so than normal)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

The cure is to grab your dick and tug, a more effective cure is to have someone else grab your dick and … well you get the picture.<\/p>\n

Tugging on your own dick, is something I heartily recommend on a regular basis just to remind you that you’re alive.<\/p>\n

It’s way too easy to be distracted these days.<\/p>\n

Be good to yourself and make time to play.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nothing like having the pipes cleaned out to make you feel better and spark the creative flow… so to speak. I always thought Deadly Sperm Buildup was a myth. Apparently it’s a real condition!  I’d been so tied up with other things \/ chaos in my life I’d forgotten the most basic of my needs.  … <\/p>\n

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