{"id":3229,"date":"2013-05-08T06:27:52","date_gmt":"2013-05-08T13:27:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=3229"},"modified":"2021-08-26T18:39:17","modified_gmt":"2021-08-27T01:39:17","slug":"what-do-you-use-skype-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2013\/05\/08\/what-do-you-use-skype-for\/","title":{"rendered":"What do you use Skype for?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Alright, I’m going to come clean… Well maybe not “Clean” but clean in the sense of confession.<\/p>\n

\"Unknown\"<\/p>\n

I’ve never used Skype for anything other than tele-sex.<\/p>\n

I’ve never had a conversation, video conference, or chat on Skype that didn’t involve images of my naked flesh being transmitted god knows where.<\/p>\n

I’m not sure at this point if I heard the Skype ringing sound, that I wouldn’t start stripping due to Pavlovian conditioning.<\/p>\n

I’ve set Skype up for people and helped them test it. So I’ve been involved in non-pornographic uses but I can’t say I’ve ever had a conversation with my Mom or family using Skype.<\/p>\n

So is this what people use their computers, high speed data connections, and those high resolution web cams for all the time?<\/p>\n

\"Images\"<\/p>\n

I’ve noticed that some Televisions have Skype like cameras and internet connectivity. I admire cutting out the middle man (the computer) and I suppose that arrangement would permit pole dancing as part of your virtual sexual escapades.<\/p>\n

I’m amazed that complete strangers will say something like hey wanna skype? <\/p>\n

The next thing you know they’re showing you parts of their bodies they’ve never seen and you’re naked doing the same thing.<\/p>\n

I can’t really fault it though… <\/p>\n

\"Images<\/p>\n

It’s the ultimate in safe sex.<\/p>\n

In some ways it’s better than real sex. You know that awkward moment after sex with strangers? The “What the hell do I do now?” moment when you’re not sure if your supposed to talk, or just leave?<\/p>\n

Well with Skype, you just hang up. It’s a lot easier than telling someone their moneys on the nightstand and to lock the door when they leave.<\/p>\n

Oh gotta run… Skype call coming in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Alright, I’m going to come clean… Well maybe not “Clean” but clean in the sense of confession. I’ve never used Skype for anything other than tele-sex. I’ve never had a conversation, video conference, or chat on Skype that didn’t involve images of my naked flesh being transmitted god knows where. I’m not sure at this … <\/p>\n

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