{"id":3202,"date":"2013-04-27T18:43:45","date_gmt":"2013-04-28T01:43:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=3202"},"modified":"2021-01-08T19:35:37","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T03:35:37","slug":"weird-dream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2013\/04\/27\/weird-dream\/","title":{"rendered":"Weird Dream"},"content":{"rendered":"

I often remember snippets of my dreams, but occasionally I remember big chunks of them and baby i have a \"NewImage\"really strange dream world.<\/p>\n

The dream in question this time is I’m in a nifty little house and all is right with the world. The house is small and efficient and there’s not a lot of space.<\/p>\n

My stuff is where it should be and I’m whistling a tune as I’m cleaning this little place. (That’s how I know I was dreaming I can’t whistle to save my life!<\/em>)<\/p>\n

So I’m dusting or wiping down something and I open a door to wipe down the doorjamb (another sure clue I’m dreaming, nobody does that… Well I can think of one person who might. I’ll ask the next time I talk to him.<\/em>) <\/p>\n

Anyhoo,<\/p>\n

The door opens and I glance into the space beyond. I really don’t pay it any mind but as I’m cleaning I see a beam of sunlight coming through a skylight illuminating a beautiful space with a large stone fireplace.<\/p>\n

I think “oh crap I’m going to be cleaning all day”<\/p>\n

Then I pass through the door of my little efficient space into this grand space. The place is decorated exactly in the style I prefer. As I move from room to room I realize how truly big the place is. Each room is appointed exactly  in my taste.<\/p>\n

The place is strangely familiar but a little uncomfortable, it’s that feeling that you get when you’re in someone \"NewImage\"else’s home when you’re house-sitting.<\/p>\n

This place though seems much more familiar. It’s like finding something half forgotten from your childhood in a random box. You’re connected to the object and holding it unlocks tons of memories. <\/p>\n

As I move from room to room I suddenly realize that this grand house is mine, but that for some reason not only am I living in a fraction of the available space, but I’m choosing to live in the smaller place.<\/p>\n

All I need is a lizard with a tattoo wandering through the place and my dream scape would be complete.<\/p>\n

I miss the good old days when I had nothing to worry about except dreams of space battles and alien species \"NewImage\"annoying me. <\/p>\n

At least those dreams made some kind of sense!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I often remember snippets of my dreams, but occasionally I remember big chunks of them and baby i have a really strange dream world. The dream in question this time is I’m in a nifty little house and all is right with the world. The house is small and efficient and there’s not a lot of … <\/p>\n

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