{"id":3156,"date":"2013-04-12T08:05:17","date_gmt":"2013-04-12T15:05:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=3156"},"modified":"2021-08-26T18:39:17","modified_gmt":"2021-08-27T01:39:17","slug":"ughhh-i-hate-doctors-appointments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2013\/04\/12\/ughhh-i-hate-doctors-appointments\/","title":{"rendered":"Ughhh! I hate Doctors Appointments"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just remembered I have a Dr Appointment today. I hate doctors appointments, I always feel so&#8230; violated.<\/p>\n<p>Well I&#8217;ve already had coffee with sugar so there goes the cholesterol screening.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right\" title=\"NewImage.png\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/NewImage3.png\" alt=\"NewImage\" width=\"293\" height=\"172\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Oooopps! Oh well.<\/p>\n<p>Been thinking about a lot of things where the Doc is concerned.<\/p>\n<p>I like him a lot but he&#8217;s too busy. He&#8217;s also recently (within the past year) gotten some new help and frankly they&#8217;re snotty little bitches.<\/p>\n<p>Again we go back to the basic question of &#8220;<strong><em>Who is the Customer and Who is the service provider<\/em>?<\/strong>&#8221;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s funny how often issues boil down to that simple question.<\/p>\n<p>From Politicians to Physicians, Lawyers to Mechanics, Educators to Customer Service people, it&#8217;s always the same. If they forget that you&#8217;re the one paying the bill it&#8217;s time to remind them.<\/p>\n<p>You can do that by finding someone else or by working your way up the chain of command. All too often we forget that simple truth.<\/p>\n<p><em>I&#8217;ve been contacted more by the satellite company recently than in the previous 10 years I was their customer. All because I told them exactly why I was pulling the plug. I guess $1400 a year gone from a customer that was no trouble and who paid their bill on time due to crappy customer service got their attention.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I know my place. Apparently these new people at my Doctors office don&#8217;t know theirs.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m asking myself do I want to expend the energy to train them? Or do I want to expend that energy to find a new physician?<\/p>\n<p>In a typical year I see a Doctor only once or twice.<\/p>\n<p>Like most men, It&#8217;s gotta be arterial bleeding before I even think about going to a Doc.<\/p>\n<p>Because of that when I fucking call with a problem I don&#8217;t want some smart mouth little bitch giving me more attitude than that Snookie woman from Jersey, or one of the Kardashian sluts.<\/p>\n<p>I want straight answers and if I leave a message for the Doc to call me back&#8230; He damn well better get the message.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been nice and polite and gotten nowhere.<\/p>\n<p>I had hives from something he told me to take last year. I had no idea Hives could be dangerous. I thought they were simply an annoyance. Didn&#8217;t matter, I never got a call back from the Doctor. It was the pharmacist at my local Rite Aid who clued me in and helped me out.<\/p>\n<p>I think the Doctor and I are going to have a little discussion about my expectations.<\/p>\n<p>If he can meet those expectations great! if not&#8230; I&#8217;m going to be looking for a new Doc.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve approached this health thing as a partnership if I&#8217;ve become another piece of meat well then we have a major problem.<\/p>\n<p>On the plus side&#8230; I&#8217;m going to go drinking with some buddies I haven&#8217;t seen in a long time. That should be fun.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe then I won&#8217;t feel quite so violated&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just remembered I have a Dr Appointment today. I hate doctors appointments, I always feel so&#8230; violated. Well I&#8217;ve already had coffee with sugar so there goes the cholesterol screening. Oooopps! Oh well. Been thinking about a lot of things where the Doc is concerned. I like him a lot but he&#8217;s too busy. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2013\/04\/12\/ughhh-i-hate-doctors-appointments\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Ughhh! 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