That is why I’m on fewer and fewer “adult oriented” social media sites.<\/p>\n
“hi”<\/i><\/p>\n
I hate that! I go to the trouble of creating a fairly complete profile, I specifically state who I am, my hobbies, interests, and a small bit of humorous information about me precisely so that the reader has enough to<\/p>\n
a) Decide if they’d like to speak to me
b) Have something around which to start a conversation.<\/p>\n
“‘sup?”<\/i><\/p>\n
How about a complete sentence or better yet a whole thought?<\/p>\n
Something like;<\/p>\n
Hi there, I enjoyed reading your profile. You’re a SCUBA diver? I’m curious about it, but worry that it’s too expensive for my budget. Would you have time to give me a basic run down from your perspective?<\/i><\/p>\n
At least there is a basis for a conversation.<\/p>\n
Or how about a sender saying;<\/p>\n
Dammn! you’re handsome… wanna fuck?<\/i>
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I could handle and respect that and at least it’s not wasting my time and burning through my patience with inane one word responses that pass as a conversation. Hell I could program my phone or computer to answer with one randomly chosen word in response to your one word “Conversation Starters”.<\/p>\n
“what are you doing?”<\/i>
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This is another major time waster… how do I answer that? Would it be appropriate for me to say;<\/p>\n
I’m taking a huge dump and wondering if I’ve got time to jerk off before I have to get dressed for that church service?<\/i>
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I’ve often thought about answering that way but frankly I fear the string of one or two word responses that I’d have to respond to.<\/p>\n
I can picture something like;<\/p>\n
“Cool”<\/i>
“like to suck you.”<\/i>
“ummm hot”<\/i>
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Of course if I look up the senders location it’s one extreme or the other. It’s always the sender is somewhere like Cambodia. Or the sender is 5 miles away and I when I say GREAT! Come on over I could use a blowjob. I’d like to see my cum dripping from your chin<\/i>
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Then suddenly, the conversation stops. Or there are endless excuses…<\/p>\n
You know, if you’re going to say you’d like to suck my dick…<\/p>\n
Put your mouth where my dick is!<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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