I had an hour or so tonight. I’m a little pent up and figured “what the hell I’ll go rub one out.”<\/p>\n
I’m just about to sign off the ‘net to go sign onto my personal pleasure time when an Old friend pops on one of the chat programs and says hi.<\/p>\n
I start the video feed and since I’m sans shirt he makes some crack like you naked?? I pan the camera down and Why, yes… yes I am naked as the day I was born.<\/p>\n
He smiles and his clothes disappear like the Enterprise Transporter got them.<\/p>\n
We start doing what boys do. And we’re having a great time talking dirty and being nasty.<\/p>\n
Then he has someone at his door. It’s an old friend of his and my friend has to go. Annoying yes… but shit happens and I was going to go play by myself anyway.<\/p>\n
Then I think wait a minute I’m kinda wanting to be an exhibitionist so I sign onto ispq and almost immediately I’m getting quick messages.<\/p>\n
I answer the dumbfuck wimpy “hi” messages.<\/p>\n
I even answer the messages that have NO text in them.<\/p>\n
I’m prowling, I want to play, I want to show, I’m not really up for “hi…”<\/p>\n
Let me make this clear<\/p>\n
IF A DUDE ANSWERS YOUR MESSAGE, COCK IN HAND HE’S NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR FEELINGS!<\/p>\n
Don’t tell him you’re not ready,<\/p>\n
Don’t pepper him with endless ONE line messages.<\/p>\n
Just shut the FUCK up, grab your cock, and answer the video chat request. OR NOT.<\/p>\n
And if it’s NOT then have the good graces to not keep sending chat messages.<\/p>\n
If a guy asks you into a videochat say yes, say no but you really should understand he wants to video because HES GOT HIS HANDS FULL.<\/p>\n
I was asked the following tonight.<\/p>\n
“Hi” [ 5 times] — Uh can’t we be a little more literate? How about “Hello, I liked your profile are you here to chat or are you wanting to just get to stroking?”<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
“hi..you bi? curious” — Really? DOES IT FUCKING MATTER? I answered your message with cock in hand who cares if I’m bi, curious, straight, or gay. Cock in hand trumps stupid questions.<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
“you hairy chested? ” — Uhmmm you have a picture of me from tits to balls cock in hand. You really need to ask this?<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
“how big is cock?” — Does it matter? you’re not going to be deep throating it, or taking it up your ass over a video link. <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
“you\u00b4re hot, but I\u00b4m not horny enough for a cam fun” — this you say AFTER you’e joined and left a live videochat? FUCK YOU! <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
“do you have skype chat?” — the answer is YES what’s YOUR address?<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
“you look like my fuckbuddy… nice body…” — Thanks, stroke your dick with me and stop chatting! <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
“when you cum last” — Really? AGAIN… DOES IT FUCKING MATTER? I’m obviously wanting to cum TODAY…. NOW! <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
“Hi how are you?” — again, I’m fine and obviously looking to rub one out answered with cock in hand. <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
“what you up to?” — Ummmm stroking my cock see picture above! <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
“just signed on and looking around” — fine are you going to join me OR NOT?<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
“uncut?” — I guess I could see this one. There are things you can ask to see on an uncut cock that you can’t on a cut one. <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
<blank> Picture — whatever<\/i>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
<blank> shirtless picture — Ok you’ve got my interest <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
“Show face” — Ok you lost me with that You’ll see my face and everything else if you let me get on with the videochat<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
When I’m allowed to stroke my dick and not being forced to answer stupid questions I actually put on a pretty good show. AND that show is FREE.<\/p>\n
MEN if you’re going to jerk off … DO IT enjoy it and let everyone else enjoy themselves too. Stop acting like a bunch of huggy touchy feely spineless doormats.<\/p>\n
What happened to us? I remember it being “normal” to haul my cock out of my pants IN a BAR and be stroked & sucked until I couldn’t take anymore touching.<\/p>\n
Here’s The Single message<\/u><\/b> I sent to a guy later in the night when I logged back into ispq to just flat out block those other morons.<\/p>\n
His opening message was a picture of him tits to balls and he said “Hello you up for some play?”<\/p>\n
\nHola dude. you missed me by about an hour. I was raring to go and wanted to stroke with a guy.<\/i><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n\nAfter 5 guys that kept chatting when I wanted to stroke cock not type.<\/i><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n\nI logged off and did my thing alone.<\/i><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n\nI wont do that to you. Friend me and next time I’m available lets rub one out together.<\/i><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n\nI logged back on to block one of these guys cause he was just annoying as hell<\/i><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n\nWould have loved to videoed with you though.<\/i><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\nAfter he got my message. This man even had the courtesy to say “thanks man” he went on to find someone who was up for it. That’s STYLE<\/b> and I’ll look for him specifically the next time I’m in a mood.<\/p>\n
I have often thought about setting up an Xtube account. Maybe this is why that service is so popular. <\/p>\n
At least then I could charge for my exhibitionism.<\/p>\n
When folks at paying by them minute they tend to be a lot less annoyingly verbose.<\/p>\n
Everybody needs multiple income streams don’t they?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I had an hour or so tonight. I’m a little pent up and figured “what the hell I’ll go rub one out.” I’m just about to sign off the ‘net to go sign onto my personal pleasure time when an Old friend pops on one of the chat programs and says hi. I start the … <\/p>\n