{"id":193,"date":"2011-06-22T08:40:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-22T15:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=193"},"modified":"2021-08-26T18:41:28","modified_gmt":"2021-08-27T01:41:28","slug":"i-seriously-need-to-get-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2011\/06\/22\/i-seriously-need-to-get-off\/","title":{"rendered":"I seriously need to get off"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah It\u2019s been a while.<\/p>\n<p>Need to take some time, get naked, and fucking play with myself for at least a few hours.<\/p>\n<p>Just thinking about it, is making my cock drip. It\u2019s been way too long!<\/p>\n<p>You know it\u2019s the weirdest thing. I\u2019m off work and working harder than ever. I\u2019ve been so busy catching up on stuff that I\u2019ve needed to get done that I haven\u2019t taken time for myself.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m thinking today I\u2019ll down shift. Slow down and enjoy my body.&nbsp; I might be less of a prick and less wound up.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s funny how we get so caught up in our projects, working out, and generally busy that we forget the basics.<\/p>\n<p>As a young man, I thought sex would always be the the front of my mind. Now in middle age I still think about sex and react when I see someone that\u2019s physically attractive. But there are times when I\u2019m so busy and focused and I\u2019ll realize a whole day has got by me, I\u2019m horny as hell but tired too.<\/p>\n<p>I like to take a good long time and enjoy working up a nice load of cum. I\u2019m working for it and I want to really enjoy squirting.<\/p>\n<p>So if I\u2019m doing myself, I don\u2019t want to start out tired or feel like I\u2019m on some kind of timetable. Then it\u2019s all just stroke, &amp; cum. Don\u2019t get me wrong that\u2019s a great combination sometimes and it can take the edge off but I usually want bit more, sometimes a LOT more.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, that means that somewhere somehow I\u2019ll need to carve a chunk of time out of my day for me and that\u2019s often easier said than done.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve been thinking about a long brutal massage with a fucking great happy ending. (Yes, I had someone in mind who doesn\u2019t mind me relaxing afterward) But I don\u2019t want to spend the cash especially since<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m looking at expensive car repairs.<\/p>\n<p>I had a buddy that I\u2019d Skype with. We\u2019d be talking about general shit in our lives, we were both naked and stroking watching each other. In a strange way sharing the experience wasn\u2019t like having sex with each other, it was something else. The words that come to mind are; Fun, calming, honest, bonding, satisfying. I have no idea why it felt that way but am more than willing to accept that it just was\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Well my schedule is clear for a few hours,&nbsp; I think I\u2019ll silence the phone, and have some fun\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>Plan some stroke time for your selves guys. I\u2019m right there with ya.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah It\u2019s been a while. Need to take some time, get naked, and fucking play with myself for at least a few hours. Just thinking about it, is making my cock drip. It\u2019s been way too long! You know it\u2019s the weirdest thing. I\u2019m off work and working harder than ever. I\u2019ve been so busy &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2011\/06\/22\/i-seriously-need-to-get-off\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I seriously need to get off&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,23,19],"tags":[175],"class_list":["post-193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adult","category-male-sexuality","category-things-that-make-you-say-hum","tag-male"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=193"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10457,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions\/10457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}