{"id":1884,"date":"2013-02-10T09:07:40","date_gmt":"2013-02-10T16:07:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=1884"},"modified":"2021-01-08T19:35:11","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T03:35:11","slug":"im-about-out-of-paraprosdokians","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2013\/02\/10\/im-about-out-of-paraprosdokians\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m about out of Paraprosdokians"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right\" title=\"NewImage.png\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/NewImage15.png\" alt=\"NewImage\" width=\"192\" height=\"240\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>If anyone has any ideas about a different Friday funny let me know.<\/p>\n<p>The last&nbsp;Paraprosdokian is scheduled for the 22nd<\/p>\n<p>I can probably locate more of them, or perhaps something different.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are welcome&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If anyone has any ideas about a different Friday funny let me know. The last&nbsp;Paraprosdokian is scheduled for the 22nd I can probably locate more of them, or perhaps something different. Comments are welcome&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1884","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1884"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1884\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10224,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1884\/revisions\/10224"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}