{"id":1860,"date":"2013-02-05T10:30:52","date_gmt":"2013-02-05T17:30:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=1860"},"modified":"2021-08-26T18:39:40","modified_gmt":"2021-08-27T01:39:40","slug":"ouch-maybe-a-better-title-is-it-hurts-so-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2013\/02\/05\/ouch-maybe-a-better-title-is-it-hurts-so-good\/","title":{"rendered":"OUCH! (Maybe a better title is it hurts so Good!)"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Had a massage yesterday.<\/p>\n

The masseur does really deep tissue and I needed it.<\/p>\n

But the day after I really don’t want to move.<\/p>\n

I scream like a little girl while he’s working me over and keep thinking to myself, “I’m paying for this?”<\/p>\n

The trick is to drink plenty of water before and after and try to relax.<\/p>\n

The day after, I keep drinking tons of water and take a couple aspirin.<\/p>\n

I knew that I was really tight, I’d been waking up hurting but hadn’t been able to get in to the massage guy. <\/p>\n

Well I paid for it yesterday.<\/p>\n

You know you’re tight when your masseur is bearing down with his elbow in the middle of your shoulder and laughing.<\/p>\n

Sadist!!!!<\/p>\n

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I go to him because he works my whole body even all the small muscles in my hands and feet. It makes walking and typing a little tough the day after.<\/p>\n

I spent years in chiropractic care and honestly get more out of a good massage than I did from chiropractors. <\/p>\n

The down side is I’m moving like a really old man…<\/p>\n

The pups need to have a walk this afternoon, that will probably help me too. At the very least it will get blood flowing which will reduce the ache.<\/p>\n

If you can find a decent massage, I’d recommend it. Look for a certified massage person. There’s nothing worse than a massage that all about a “Happy Ending” when you really wanted a real massage. <\/p>\n

Happy endings are really nice if that’s what you want… but you shouldn’t have to pay for one of those. Find a good friend, trade massages, give each other happy endings, shower together, then go have dinner. That way you get the emotional and physical fulfillment that we all need so much.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Had a massage yesterday. The masseur does really deep tissue and I needed it. But the day after I really don’t want to move. I scream like a little girl while he’s working me over and keep thinking to myself, “I’m paying for this?” The trick is to drink plenty of water before and after … <\/p>\n

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