{"id":1629,"date":"2012-12-05T06:28:57","date_gmt":"2012-12-05T13:28:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=1629"},"modified":"2021-01-08T19:34:43","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T03:34:43","slug":"the-current-plan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2012\/12\/05\/the-current-plan\/","title":{"rendered":"The Current Plan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/NewImage2.png\" alt=\"NewImage\" width=\"318\" height=\"159\" border=\"0\" \/>Phase one of the current plan begins on Monday. As with all plans it&#8217;s subject to change without notice&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Monday I start class to become a Bartender.<\/p>\n<p>This isn&#8217;t a lightly chosen direction. I sure as heck won&#8217;t make the kind of money I was making. On the plus side I probably won&#8217;t have the kinds of headaches that I once had.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>According to the technology industry and especially according &nbsp;those little 25 year old fuckers just out of college my skills are 5 years out of date. Thank YOU aerospace!<\/p>\n<p>After all, we no longer use Binary&#8230; oh yeah that&#8217;s right we still use binary.<\/p>\n<p>Well we no longer use Hard drives&#8230; wait&#8230; yep we still use them.<\/p>\n<p>Well there are no servers anymore it&#8217;s the cloud&#8230; oh wait&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Clearly we don&#8217;t use displays, or ethernet, or the conventional model for networking. We certainly don&#8217;t use IP addresses or HTML, XML, Windows, Microsoft office, or bug reporting software of whatever stripe.<\/p>\n<p>Oh yes that&#8217;s right we DO still use all those things!&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Well automation software has radically changed&#8230; after all no-one uses QTP, Loadrunner, Quality Center, or any of the Mercury interactive tools anymore. True&#8230; They&#8217;re all HP tools now because HP purchased Mercury interactive.<\/p>\n<p>Oh well nonetheless, My skills and abilities are out of date. &nbsp;I&#8217;m hopelessly old and outdated. I&#8217;m clearly too old &nbsp;to be able to catch up or refresh my skills.<\/p>\n<p>Well you little fuckers&#8230; when the house of cards comes falling down around your heads&#8230; and it will&#8230; don&#8217;t call me or my friends to fix it for you.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re on your own&#8230; And one day&#8230; you&#8217;ll be right where I am and If I&#8217;m still around, I&#8217;m going to laugh my ass off.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/NewImage3.png\" alt=\"NewImage\" width=\"265\" height=\"190\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile MY plan calls for me to move into a career that lends itself to my pseudo-retirement.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Step one &#8211;<\/strong><em>&nbsp;immediate income<\/em>.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Step two &#8211;<\/strong>&nbsp;<em>develop multiple streams of income. (This step involves writing, &amp; photography. Perhaps it will involve becoming a life coach, and possibly a massage therapist. These options are still being fleshed out based on time required and costs.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Step three &#8211;<\/strong>&nbsp;<em>become a SCUBA instructor.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Step four<\/strong>&nbsp;&#8211;&nbsp;<em>combine SCUBA, and one or more of the other streams of income into a nice retirement that involves me being on a warm sunny coast with a turquoise ocean and a regular flow of tourists.&nbsp;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/NewImage1.png\" alt=\"NewImage\" width=\"331\" height=\"152\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m thinking about an island life, with island time, and little if any of the rat race.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the dream&#8230; well, &nbsp;I suppose it&#8217;s the goal.<\/p>\n<p>When I check out. I want to remember a beautiful sunset, the smell of the sea, and warm tropical breeze. Maybe a seagull cawing in the distance.<\/p>\n<p>So while I&#8217;m still kinda pissed off about the way the technology industry has gone for me, I&#8217;m not nearly as pissed off as I was, with each step toward a future that I&#8217;m in control of I&#8217;m less angry.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got a plan and If at some point I&#8217;m working for a resort and they choose to pay me for my knowledge of technology I&#8217;ll gladly whore myself out for a few thousand bucks.<\/p>\n<p>Overall, I see my days being a lot more relaxed.<\/p>\n<p>I see myself bar tending and people watching. Then I see myself using those observations to color and bring realism to my characters. I see my near future self leading a less stressful life where I&#8217;m not worried all the time about being laid off and what thats going to do to my retirement plan.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I think I&#8217;ll be able to travel a little more easily, instead of hearing the bullshit line, &#8220;<em>Well business needs have to take priority, I&#8217;m sorry but you can&#8217;t go on vacation this year<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m looking at these changes as building a somewhat recession proof income.<\/p>\n<p>After all even in crappy times People drink.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d considered the sex industry. I&#8217;m a little past my expiration date.<\/p>\n<p>I may yet run a couple of solo videos up on Xtube just to test the market&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Phase one of the current plan begins on Monday. As with all plans it&#8217;s subject to change without notice&#8230; Monday I start class to become a Bartender. This isn&#8217;t a lightly chosen direction. I sure as heck won&#8217;t make the kind of money I was making. On the plus side I probably won&#8217;t have the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2012\/12\/05\/the-current-plan\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Current Plan&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1629","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-job-search","category-modern-problems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1629","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1629"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1629\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7230,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1629\/revisions\/7230"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}