At this point, I trust you\u2019ve survived the hangover, that you had no fireworks mishaps, and still have all your fingers and toes. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
There are some people waking up far less fortunate than you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
Let\u2019s not forget the college students waking up this morning naked together and realizing they\u2019d never have slept with each other were it not for alcohol. Now it\u2019s simply a matter of whose phone has enough charge to report themselves a victim of date rape first.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
I\u2019m being mean.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
I\u2019m feeling a bit cross and not sure what that\u2019s about.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
Happy first day of what should be a good year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
At this point, I trust you\u2019ve survived the hangover, that you had no fireworks mishaps, and still have all your fingers and toes. Congratulations! There are some people waking up far less fortunate than you. Let\u2019s not forget the college students waking up this morning naked together and realizing they\u2019d never have slept with each … <\/p>\n