{"id":14623,"date":"2024-08-17T09:21:00","date_gmt":"2024-08-17T16:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=14623"},"modified":"2025-02-03T08:30:25","modified_gmt":"2025-02-03T16:30:25","slug":"hmm-im-not-sure-if-this-is-a-selling-point-for-the-democrats-or-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2024\/08\/17\/hmm-im-not-sure-if-this-is-a-selling-point-for-the-democrats-or-not\/","title":{"rendered":"Hmm. I’m not sure if this is a selling point for the Democrats or not."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"PlannedI saw an article this morning the made me laugh.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Planned Parenthood is offering free neutering and abortions, although they might as well offer spaying services too, during the Democrat National Convention. When I read the headline All I could think of was free sterilization clinic for dogs and cat offered by the county.<\/p>\n

Here\u2019s the link…<\/p>\n

Planned Parenthood to Offer Free Vasectomies, Abortions During DNC\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n

As a guy, I\u2019m not sure that\u2019s something I\u2019d want to have done while I was attending a convention. I have it on good authority that getting snipped isn\u2019t that big a deal however, I\u2019ve also been told that for the first day or two after the procedure you just want to sit or lie comfortably with an ice pack, maybe a beer and some of your favorite junk food.<\/p>\n

Not being a woman, I can\u2019t speak to having an abortion. I do however wonder if after say, six abortions, perhaps as a benefit to society the woman in question should be spayed. Some people would call that harsh, I call it practical. It save the woman from having to go through the procedure again and again. In some cases it save the taxpayer money.<\/p>\n

I suspect that some of the more gender confused Democrats might decide to \u201chave” a procedure not intended for, or appropriate to their biological gender, so they can feel more included. That should be an interesting headline. \u201cBiological Woman offended that doctors won\u2019t perform vasectomy on her.<\/em>\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n

I really started laughing about it when I thought about the neutering\/spaying a Democrat angle. That would probably be something that would boost Republican convention attendance. If you could bring someone and check them in for the procedure, while you attended the convention.<\/p>\n

\u201cBring your complaining, whiny \u2018Karen’ Democrat neighbors to the RNC. Be a responsible neighbor and insure that Democrats don\u2019t breed. Bonus! Act now & they\u2019 never complain about your Trump sign, MAGA hat, You not wearing a mask, or NRA stickers again!<\/em>“<\/p>\n

That\u2019s really harsh. I think the concept of Planned Parenthood doing this at the DNC is pretty fucked up. It makes the Democrats seem somehow worse than they already do, but I\u2019m not sure I can put a finger on why that is.\u00a0<\/p>\n

It\u2019s like with the Abortion thing they\u2019re celebrating death. Then you add the vasectomy component and it\u2019s like they\u2019re saying, \u201cPut an end to the species while you\u2019re at it.\u201d Add a few wars, people struggling to put food on the table, the gender madness, and it really seems like death and destruction is all they\u2019re offering.<\/p>\n

I see no \u201chope” there, I see no \u201cforward\u201d with Democrat policies except into the abyss.<\/p>\n

Perhaps I\u2019m being unfair. When I decided to leave the Republican Party years ago, I looked at the Democrat Party and found I was as revolted by their policies as I was by the Republican Party. They really were like two halves of the same coin, neither offered anything substantially beneficial except intrusive governance and ever expanding government.<\/p>\n

The Democrats expand the government rapidly until the people say, \u201cSTOP<\/b>\u201d by voting them out. Then the Republicans come in and manage the newly expanded government BUT<\/u> they never reduce the size to the previous level.<\/p>\n

It really is a “Same Shit Different Day” situation.<\/p>\n

Until recently, I thought of Democrats as normal folks who thought differently about certain things than I did. I disagreed fundamentally, but I still saw them as people like me. Average folks, just trying to get through their day, have a nice life, and some modicum of peace & quiet.<\/p>\n

Now when you say \u201cDemocrat” to me, I picture someone, uninformed, fat, with blue hair, enough metal in their face to make clearing a riot possible with an electro magnet, screeching obscenities about nonsensical \u201cwrongs\u201d that haven\u2019t been real problems for at least two decades, dumpster fires of people with no functional abilities, who scream louder when backed into a logical corner if asked to explain how they’re oppressed, carrying Palestinian flags with Queers for Palestine placards.<\/p>\n

In other words I see howling lunatics. If they were dogs roving the streets frothing at the mouth as they do We\u2019d be calling animal control to put them down as possibly rabid.<\/p>\n

I can tell you this. As a man I wouldn\u2019t go near a planned parenthood clinic for a vasectomy, even if it was free. Those people are out of their damn minds and I don\u2019t want any of them near my dick with a sharp object. I\u2019ll go to a recommended urologist!<\/p>\n

Somehow I expect to hear in a comedy routine,\u00a0<\/p>\n

\n

\u201cWow I went to the DNC convention and all I got was this vasectomy.”<\/p>\n

“I really miss my balls\u2026 What? They shouldn\u2019t have cut my balls off? I was wondering how they were going to reverse it if I decided I wanted kids.”<\/p>\n

“I guess I should\u2019ve known something was wrong when they didn\u2019t even give me a T-Shirt!”<\/p>\n

“Huh that explains why there were only white guys in the recovery room I was in, and we all had the same procedure. I kept thinking the Black guys and Mexicans were tough bastards the way they were dancing out of their recovery room.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I saw an article this morning the made me laugh.\u00a0 Planned Parenthood is offering free neutering and abortions, although they might as well offer spaying services too, during the Democrat National Convention. When I read the headline All I could think of was free sterilization clinic for dogs and cat offered by the county. Here\u2019s … <\/p>\n

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