ever<\/span> see me on a suicide watch list.)<\/p>\nAfter overriding my instincts, and drinking about 3 glasses of this stuff… well, it was time to take a book and go to the bathroom. It wasn’t too bad at first but by the time I’d finished the whole 4 liters<\/b> of the mix<\/p>\n
I was ready to see ANY room in the house except the bathroom.<\/p>\n
After the flushing, I was just tired, hungry, cranky and my butt was sore. Oh, one of the nurses suggested and I recommend it too, get a box of baby wipes for yourself. Even with the baby wipes, my butt was sore, I can’t imagine what it would have been like with just toilet paper.<\/p>\n
By about 6 PM the Bathroom time was done and I did treat myself to a little bit of lemon Jello about 8PM. (NOTE: Nothing RED or PURPLE. I guess the dyes can look like blood or something else abnormal.)<\/p>\n
After that water, plenty of water… watch a little TV, then bed time.<\/p>\n
Next morning, up early. Jerry was so kind driving me down there even though I was cranky. The drive to Newport is a long one from Wrightwood but for the quality of care it’s worth it.<\/p>\n
After the prep, it’s a pretty easy deal. You show up at the facility, check in, get into one of those silly gowns with no back, and they take you to a nice bed. You’re asked a few questions, then they hook you up to an IV. Strange thing about the IV is that I was thirsty when I got to the place, but after the IV had been running a bit I wasn’t thirsty anymore and in fact had to get out of the bed to take a leak.<\/p>\n
This is where I appreciate the staff at Newport Surgical. They’re Busy as hell! And yet they were kind and acted like it was no problem to help me trundle my ass to the bathroom. I know it must have been a pain for them to break their routine but they didn’t even blink.<\/p>\n
After that it’s like “Click” and you’re in recovery. I can suggest that if you wake up with an oxygen mask on, BREATHE DEEP.<\/p>\n
It helps, my head cleared probably within a half hour. I remember thinking breathe, this is the good stuff! I occupied myself reading the vitals monitor above my head. When I first work up I vaguely remember that it looked like my BP and Heart Rate were a tad high (for Me) but then as I kept breathing deep everything stabilized back to normal. I don’t know what that was about but it kept me interested and conscious. (figure I’ll ask about it when I see the Doc next.)<\/p>\n
There is one thing that you should be prepared for. When it’s over, you’ll be lying there and you will be passing gas. A LOT of gas. No it’s not technically yours. The procedure pumps a bit of gas into you so that they can see the walls of your colon better. So… after the tube is removed, well you get the picture.<\/p>\n
Dudes let ‘er rip! The post op nurse is listening for that to make sure you’re ok.<\/p>\n
I remember some conversation about it as I was being unhooked from the IV. It may be the ONLY time when its OK be as loud as you want. (aside from competitions with your hunting buddies or brothers)<\/p>\n
Think about the beans scene in Blazing Saddles<\/i><\/p>\n
We were in the car by 9 or 10 and home by 11 am. No ill effects and while I did nap a bit off and on during the day it wasn’t a completely awful experience.<\/p>\n
As an aside<\/span><\/b><\/p>\nI did a little research on something called a virtual colonoscopy as well. I think going old school is probably a better idea for ONE simple reason.<\/p>\n
If you actually have to have a growth removed… The virtual will show it but you’re still going to have to go old school to actually have it removed.<\/p>\n
That being the case… if the prep is the same you might as well have the tube in your colon ready to remove the growth right then. I’m for a minimalist approach, save the extra steps and it’s probably less expensive in the long run.<\/p>\n
That’s just my opinion. And FOR GOD SAKE don’t take anything I’ve said here as gospel. THIS is just MY experience your results will vary. Talk to your<\/b> Doctor and come to your own<\/b> conclusions.<\/p>\n
As always… Think for yourself!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Well that rite of passage is over! The surgical center gave me a lovely parting gift telling me I had no issues in my colon and there were pictures to prove it. (Again, places that a camera should never go!) I’m going to plug these folks because they deserve it. The Newport Beach Surgery Center … <\/p>\n
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