{"id":13765,"date":"2024-01-20T07:53:07","date_gmt":"2024-01-20T15:53:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=13765"},"modified":"2024-01-19T10:25:42","modified_gmt":"2024-01-19T18:25:42","slug":"ive-been-wanting-to-try-this-for-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2024\/01\/20\/ive-been-wanting-to-try-this-for-fun\/","title":{"rendered":"I’ve been wanting to try this for fun"},"content":{"rendered":"

A trip inside my twisted brain while I’m reading headlines.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

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\"\"EXCLUSIVE: MTG SAYS KEMP HAS THE \u2018POWER\u2019 TO CRIMINALLY PROBE WILLIS<\/b>
Isn’t that called Rape, why does he need power? That woman is desperate enough she paid for it didn\u2019t she?<\/p>\n

\"\"HUNTER BIDEN TO SIT FOR CLOSED-DOOR DEPOSITION<\/b>
They’ll have to close and lock that door otherwise he’ll run away during questioning. I\u2019d suggest a car battery attached to his balls via jumper cables, but as kinky as he is that\u2019s probably just a normal Tuesday night.\u00a0<\/p>\n

\"\"TODAY: MARCH FOR LIFE IN FRIGID D.C.<\/b>
If D.C. is frigid do they really have a problem with abortion? Perhaps marching for life in Atlanta, Chicago, or Detroit would have more of an impact. I never really thought of D.C. as frigid, that place is absolutely chock full of whores, there are lobbyists who would perform anilingus on Maxine Waters for a dollar.<\/p>\n

\"\"IS BLINKEN EVIL, OR JUST CLUELESS?<\/b>
Blinken is worse than either of these alone. He’s clueless but thinks he’s smart and wants<\/i> to be Dr. Evil<\/p>\n

BIDEN CO-CHAIR: DEMS HAVE SHIFTED ON BORDER BECAUSE IT\u2019S SO BAD<\/b>
In other words, they’re figuring out their cushy jobs are on the line in the next election.<\/p>\n

\"\"\u2018U.S. IN DEEP FREEZE WHILE MUCH OF THE WORLD IS EXTRA TOASTY? YET AGAIN, IT\u2019S CLIMATE CHANGE\u2019<\/b>
Nah, it’s not climate change. All the MEN<\/b> in the US just turned the A\/C on, trying to cool our tempers, and our balls.<\/p>\n

EU Illegal Migration to Continue to Increase in 2024, Will Play Major Factor in Parliament Elections: Report<\/b>
Yep, the actual citizens of the EU countries being overrun will be voting for anti-immigration candidates.<\/p>\n

NATO: Next 20 Years Not \u2018Hunky Dory\u2019 and Public Needs to Prepare Itself to Survive \u2018The First 36 Hours\u2019 of War
<\/b>Hmm. The past 3 years of wars haven’t been Hunky Dory, and they’re just now getting around to mentioning preparedness<\/p>\n

DOJ Finds \u2018Cascading Failures of Leadership\u2019 in Uvalde Police Response to Robb Elementary Shooting
<\/b>WOW! Isn’t that a case of the Porta-Potty calling the Gas Station toilet filthy?<\/p>\n

Rep. Correa: Mayorkas Is Doing \u2018Good\u2019 Despite Fentanyl and Border Failures<\/b>
I really would like to know Rep. Correa’s level of standards. Or how much he got paid and by whom to say that. Or just how much Fentanyl he snorted prior to making this statement.<\/p>\n

Dem Rep. Smith: \u2018Open Door\u2019 on Asylum Claims Is Hurting My District in Washington<\/b>
Uh Huh, The property values are dropping like a stone in Rep. Smith’s district.\u00a0<\/p>\n

\"\"\u2018Massive\u2019 Layoffs Spur Friday Walkout at Far-left L.A. Times<\/b>
Hmm. If the LA Times<\/i> has a walkout and there\u2019s no LA Times<\/i> article with byline about it, did it happen? The walkout will spare us their drivel for a day and make the executive\u2019s jobs easier. They can just lay off everyone not doing their job. First though you\u2019d have to be able to define what the LA Times<\/i> produces as actual work for pay. I tend to think of their output as cow shit with glitter sprinkled on top.<\/p>\n

Usually after I\u2019ve read the headlines and thought snarky things, I\u2019ll go ahead and read some of the articles. They\u2019re nothing like what I imagined, but at least going into them I know they can\u2019t be as bad as I first imagined\u2026<\/p>\n

Usually they\u2019re worse!<\/p>\n

Have a Great Saturday!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A trip inside my twisted brain while I’m reading headlines. \u00a0 EXCLUSIVE: MTG SAYS KEMP HAS THE \u2018POWER\u2019 TO CRIMINALLY PROBE WILLISIsn’t that called Rape, why does he need power? That woman is desperate enough she paid for it didn\u2019t she? HUNTER BIDEN TO SIT FOR CLOSED-DOOR DEPOSITIONThey’ll have to close and lock that door … <\/p>\n

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