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After the stellar example set by Claudine Gay, and Harvard, I\u2019ve realized I was going about this education thing all wrong. I actually thought I had to go to class and do the work!<\/p>\nAfter the stellar example set by Claudine Gay, and Harvard, I\u2019ve realized I was going about this education thing all wrong. I actually thought I had to go to class and do the work!<\/p>\n
Silly me!<\/p>\n
All you have to do is get a scholarship then plagiarize the hell out of people who actually did the work! Oh, I suppose you need to spout some Marxist Crap and whine about how oppressed you are as a member of a \u201cMinority\u201d and play the victim really well.<\/p>\n
Who knew you only had to write ten academic papers for publication in your entire career? Oh that those ten papers can have at least 50 examples of plagiarism.<\/p>\n
I\u2019ve decided that I\u2019m not going to bother with paying an obscene amount of money to listen to Socialist\/Marxist\/Victim\/Racists, indoctrinate me.<\/p>\n
I\u2019m just going to claim I went to Harvard and completed my Phd in Physics. I\u2019m fairly sure the level of education I\u2019ve obtained reading actual books and watching YouTube conspiracy videos is sufficient to meet Harvard\u2019s requirements.<\/p>\n
Hell, I\u2019ll submit this Blog as evidence that I\u2019ve written and published material.<\/p>\n
But my Crowning achievement is my New Book. A Brief History of Time, <\/em>The book is actually written by Stephen Hawking, but by Harvard and Claudine Gay\u2019s rules\u2026 WHO CARES!<\/em><\/p>\n After years and years of dedicated fucking around\u2026 I\u2019m a Physicist!!!<\/p>\n No, you can\u2019t accuse me of stealing anything, I identify as a Black woman. No, you can\u2019t ask questions!<\/p>\n Now, who do I see about collecting my 800 thousand dollar per year paycheck???<\/p>\n For Fucks Sake!\u00a0<\/p>\n How did academia come to this low point?\u00a0<\/p>\n Plato, Socrates, Newton, Archimedes, Hawking, Darwin, and all the rest of the great thinkers from our history are either weeping for the future, or have decided to just go get drunk off their asses and watch humanity devolve into what?<\/p>\n Gender confused sheep who can\u2019t command fire? Well at least at that point we can look forward to humanity\u2019s relatively swift extinction and some other sentient species evolving.<\/p>\n Many Years from Now, in an Afterlife Nightclub\u2122.<\/p>\n “Hey guys, can I join you at the bar? Oh, Sorry Stephen\u2026 err Doctor Hawking, I was making a point, not trying to claim your work as my own. Given that you had a sense of humor I figured I could get away with it. Can I buy you a beer? Is anyone taking bets on how long Humanity lasts?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" After the stellar example set by Claudine Gay, and Harvard, I\u2019ve realized I was going about this education thing all wrong. I actually thought I had to go to class and do the work! Silly me! All you have to do is get a scholarship then plagiarize the hell out of people who actually did … <\/p>\n