{"id":13619,"date":"2023-12-20T16:07:01","date_gmt":"2023-12-21T00:07:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=13619"},"modified":"2023-12-24T08:30:24","modified_gmt":"2023-12-24T16:30:24","slug":"hey-you-colorado-folks-you-no-longer-have-the-burden-of-voting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2023\/12\/20\/hey-you-colorado-folks-you-no-longer-have-the-burden-of-voting\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey you Colorado Folks, you no longer have the burden of voting!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"You\u2019re Welcome!!!!<\/p>\n

Now you don\u2019t have to read any pesky voter pamphlets. You don\u2019t have to agonize over your vote, or who\u2019s running for whatever office.<\/p>\n

You\u2019re free of the burden of responsibility.<\/p>\n

From here on out you\u2019ll never risk being like Florida when it comes to counting votes. In fact, the approved candidate will \u201cWin\u201d Colorado within minutes of the polls opening.\u00a0<\/p>\n

If you\u2019re only allowed to vote for one candidate it greatly simplifies things doesn\u2019t it?<\/p>\n

You\u2019re all such \u201cGood Little communists\u201d you\u2019ll be well rewarded.<\/p>\n

Colorado\u2026 The first American Communist state. Praise Jesus!<\/p>\n

\u201cWait, who are you guys? Why are you taking me? I was extolling the virtues of the party\u2026 Oh come on, I\u2019m being arrested for saying Jesus? And I\u2019m white? No you\u2019re wrong, I\u2019m 1\/16th black on my mothers side. No! I\u2019m not resisting arrest.. Prison? What for? Won\u2019t someone help me?<\/em>“<\/p>\n

Colorado\u2026 Has been added to the states that I will not consider living in. I may visit once more for a wedding, but after that\u2026 Nope!<\/p>\n

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I\u2019m waiting to see what California does\u2026 You know California is going to try to outdo Colorado. I don\u2019t know what California will do but I\u2019m sure it\u2019ll be a complete subversion of what the majority of us older folks believe America is \/ was about.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Perhaps, California will handle it by simply arresting Donald Trump and his staff when they land for a campaign stop. That would one-up Colorado. Especially if they reactivated Alcatraz. That would show Trump!<\/p>\n

At this point I fully expect California will \u201cForget\u201d to print Republican mail in ballots, but they\u2019ll make sure that Democrat mail in ballots are printed and mailed out at least 6 weeks early.<\/p>\n

Not that it matters in California, the Republicans are such a minority here, they couldn\u2019t fill a sports stadium.<\/p>\n

In that regard California has already bested Colorado. There\u2019s no real need to count votes here. Pick any liberal money spending scheme, or any democrat candidate. Whatever is the absolute worst for the people, budget, or state and they \/ it \u00a0automatically wins.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You\u2019re Welcome!!!! Now you don\u2019t have to read any pesky voter pamphlets. You don\u2019t have to agonize over your vote, or who\u2019s running for whatever office. You\u2019re free of the burden of responsibility. From here on out you\u2019ll never risk being like Florida when it comes to counting votes. In fact, the approved candidate will … <\/p>\n

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