{"id":13453,"date":"2023-11-07T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-11-07T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=13453"},"modified":"2023-11-05T13:02:12","modified_gmt":"2023-11-05T21:02:12","slug":"obviously-men-are-better-at-everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2023\/11\/07\/obviously-men-are-better-at-everything\/","title":{"rendered":"Obviously MEN are better at everything!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Men are better at Sports. We\u2019re better at women\u2019s and men\u2019s sports hands down.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignright size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"319\" height=\"600\" class=\"wp-image-12278\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 0.531667 \/ 1; width: 158px; height: auto; float: right;\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Oakville-Trafalgar-High-School-75.png.png\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Oakville-Trafalgar-High-School-75.png.png 319w, https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Oakville-Trafalgar-High-School-75.png-160x300.png 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Men are winning Women of the year awards and all we have to do is what we already do best. Dress like a woman and apply makeup better than women do. I\u2019ll admit the tuck and duct tape might be a bit uncomfortable but hey we\u2019re better at dealing with pain too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Men are stronger, better cooks, painters, drivers, clothing designers, and shoes designers  too, (Think Jimmy Cho)!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Men are better at war, science, healing, diplomacy, computer science, and really anything you can name. Obviously, men should be paid more than women!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Most of us can write our initials (some of us our whole names,) in piss, on walls and in sand or snow. How many women can do that? Women don\u2019t think that\u2019s cool, but lots of proud CIS men think it\u2019s cool.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Once artificial wombs are working we\u2019ll be better at reproduction too. Why? Because we have X and Y chromosomes. In the event that  women ever become necessary again we have the ability to make them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Why bother? Women are bad at everything.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Remember that God originally built only Adam. Adam was lonely so God built Eve from  Adams rib. If God had built Steve instead of Eve, then perhaps the whole mess with the tree of knowledge and the serpent could have been avoided.<\/p>\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n<p>Wake UP PEOPLE!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This is the kind of stupid crap that we were supposed to have eradicated 30 years ago. Yet here we are again. What\u2019s next? Will we force women back into the kitchen to be barefoot and pregnant?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Come on! Stop acting like men dressing like women and taking awards away from Ladies who worked their asses off for them is okay.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This shit isn\u2019t right and we all know it. Stop being afraid to call it out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If something isn\u2019t right and it\u2019s obviously hurting a select group, aren\u2019t we supposed to speak up and fix the problem? The problem here is asshole men who want 5 minutes in the spotlight because they couldn\u2019t rank against other men, so they beat the shit out of Women in sports and other awards.<\/p>\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n<p>Oh, Ladies, the men who stand up against this dumb assed shit, will really need your help and guidance&#8230; You know sometimes we\u2019re like bulls in china shops. We need a soft hand on the shoulder with a soft kind voice, letting us know when it\u2019s time to stop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Men are better at Sports. We\u2019re better at women\u2019s and men\u2019s sports hands down. Men are winning Women of the year awards and all we have to do is what we already do best. Dress like a woman and apply makeup better than women do. I\u2019ll admit the tuck and duct tape might be a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2023\/11\/07\/obviously-men-are-better-at-everything\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Obviously MEN are better at everything!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[288,109,8,80,298,83,19],"tags":[289,199,249,207,296,269,212,254],"class_list":["post-13453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-beauty","category-being-a-man","category-men","category-misrepresentation","category-oppose-the-woke","category-satire","category-things-that-make-you-say-hum","tag-beauty","tag-being-a-man","tag-men","tag-misrepresentation","tag-oppose-the-woke","tag-sarcasm","tag-satire","tag-things-that-make-you-say-hmmm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13453"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13467,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13453\/revisions\/13467"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}