{"id":13253,"date":"2023-09-25T06:39:16","date_gmt":"2023-09-25T13:39:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=13253"},"modified":"2023-09-25T08:24:23","modified_gmt":"2023-09-25T15:24:23","slug":"whew-we-dodged-that-bullet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2023\/09\/25\/whew-we-dodged-that-bullet\/","title":{"rendered":"Whew! We dodged that bullet!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kamala Harris has been appointed the Biden Administration\u2019s Gun CZAR. She\u2019ll be leading President Dunderhead\u2019s \u00a0new federal office of gun violence prevention.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right;\" title=\"cacklingkamala.jpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/cacklingkamala.jpeg\" alt=\"Cacklingkamala\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Of course President dumbass would create some new office of blah blah blah. Of course his administration would take aim at the 2nd amendment. After all his administration has already tried to trash the First and Fourth amendments.<\/p>\n<p>His administration is also engaging in destroying the justice system so the American Citizen won\u2019t have any legal recourse to recover their rights&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately for those of us who believe in the 2nd Amendment, President Dullard, appointed perhaps the only person more incompetent than himself. Kamala Harris!<\/p>\n<p>With her at the head of this anti-gun push, we\u2019ll all be able to own .50 Cal Machine guns by Christmas. If we\u2019re really lucky we\u2019ll be able to have patriot missile batteries on our front lawns by New Years! That assessment is based on her stellar performance as the border CZAR.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The gun control lobby must be apoplectic. They know they\u2019re screwed but they can\u2019t say anything about it because to criticize the Biden\/Harris administration is heresy of the highest order!<\/p>\n<p>That part makes me laugh! It\u2019s nice to see them get a little of what average law abiding citizens have been putting up with since President Doofus, &#8220;bump &amp; goed,&#8221; his way into the Oval Office, and honestly a long time before that in California.<\/p>\n<p>(<em>I never noticed how many denigrating terms started with \u201cD\u201d before.<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>There was a reason that no one in California voted for Harris for President. It wasn\u2019t that she was a woman, or a woman of color, or that she couldn\u2019t keep her legs together. It was that she was a SHITTY Attorney General for the state, and a shittier Senator.<\/p>\n<p>Putting her in the Senate meant that she wasn\u2019t in California to keep screwing up the state. Beware all you lockstep Democrats\u2026 The people of California might send Gavin Newsom to Washington as President so we have time to undo his colossal fuck ups here in California. Yeah, think about that for a minute! Maybe the dumbasses we send to the House and Senate, we send not because they\u2019re good but so that we can limit the damage they do to the state.<\/p>\n<p>In Kamala\u2019s case no one ever imagined that she\u2019d be considered for Vice President. Then along comes President dipshit!<\/p>\n<p>(<em>There really are a lot of \u201cD\u201d words\u2026<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>I heard that President Dummy said, \u201cIf you need an 80 round magazine, you shouldn\u2019t own a gun.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I thought that was funny too. An 80 round magazine just means you can bag your hunting limit without reloading!<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, if high capacity magazines are measures of how good a shot you are, or should be, then perhaps we should limit the capital police to single shot weapons in time for the next insurrection.<\/p>\n<p>It would be interesting to see the capital police and maybe the D.C. police defending why they felt it necessary to have 15 round magazines in their Glocks, in contradiction to President Dweebs assertions.<\/p>\n<p>Fellow patriots, we can all rest easy! Cackling Kamala will be as effective in the Gun Control sphere, as she has been in every position the Biden administration has put her in.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>It does make me wonder if she\u2019s any good in the one venue that has supposedly \u00a0propelled her to the top of the political arena. Is she well versed in the bedroom, or is it just easy to get her legs open?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kamala Harris has been appointed the Biden Administration\u2019s Gun CZAR. She\u2019ll be leading President Dunderhead\u2019s \u00a0new federal office of gun violence prevention. Of course President dumbass would create some new office of blah blah blah. Of course his administration would take aim at the 2nd amendment. After all his administration has already tried to trash &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2023\/09\/25\/whew-we-dodged-that-bullet\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Whew! We dodged that bullet!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[55,81,18,87,268,19],"tags":[228,226,223,181,269,254],"class_list":["post-13253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-good-things","category-humor","category-musings","category-sarcasm","category-things-that-make-you-say-hum","tag-entertainment","tag-good-things","tag-humor","tag-musings","tag-sarcasm","tag-things-that-make-you-say-hmmm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13253"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13253\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13256,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13253\/revisions\/13256"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}