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<\/figure><\/div>\n\n\nMy lower back is spasming and any little movement on my part generates intense pain. Standing is an ordeal, lying down in bed is almost as bad. Sitting is mostly tolerable but getting up & down is a nightmare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
Thankfully I did whatever I did to my back near the end of the day so the pup got his walk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
Sleeping last night was more of a dream than actual fact.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
The dog spent most of the night on the bed. He checked on me every time I woke myself up groaning in pain. At one point he lay down beside me with his head on my shoulder. Normally, he\u2019s not a super cuddly pup, so I know he\u2019s aware something is wrong with daddy. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
I hope he\u2019ll understand when he doesn\u2019t get his walk today.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
Well before dawn, while I was enjoying this rare cuddly moment, the yappy annoyances otherwise known as chihuahuas at crazy pants house started in. There are 5 of them, (I think. It\u2019s tough to count them because they all look and sound alike.) After at least a half hour of this incessant barking we hear from crazy pants herself making some weird noise in addition to the barking chihuahuas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
My dog, had mostly ignored the incessant barking, I suspect that\u2019s because it\u2019s incessant, and even he has come to realize these chihuahuas are running their mouths but not saying anything of interest to him. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
At the height of their yapping he\u2019d rolled over on his back and groaned. As if to say, \u201cWhat the Fuck Now?\u201d Unfortunately for him, the roll put his head at an uncomfortable angle against my arm. He was trying to get comfortable again when crazy pants started in at the top of her lungs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
That was too much. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
He had to get up to go see what the noise was about. He ran to the front window trying to see whatever was going on. Then he came back to the bedroom and started working me out of bed. It\u2019s my job to open the slider in the morning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
By this time, crazy pants had begun jabbering words, and making sounds that sounded like grunting, or a human vomiting. That she was doing all this in her yard isn\u2019t surprising, I wouldn\u2019t be surprised in the least if I looked over there and saw her taking a shit, or playing with herself. (At which point I\u2019m sure I\u2019d be the one vomiting. Crazy pants has been ridden hard and put up wet once too often. I\u2019m sure the same is true of her privates.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
At this point my dog, try as he might couldn\u2019t stop himself from running between the window and the backdoor. He just had to check out the disturbance and comment on it. Unlike the yappy chihuahuas his comments are more like \u201cruff\u201d then a random interval where he\u2019s listening to the commotion followed by another \u201cruff\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
I\u2019m blessed that he rarely barks for no reason. If he\u2019s barking there\u2019s something that I should be aware of. He does howl, if there are other \u201creal\u201d dogs barking about something in the neighborhood. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
Last night he\u2019d asked to go out about 2am. That\u2019s unusual and often means his tummy is upset. I was up so it wasn\u2019t a big deal. He\u2019d been down in the yard, taken care of business, then laid down on the rear deck so he could watch crazy pants house. If he doesn\u2019t come right back in, it because his stomach is still unsettled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
I must have dozed off on the couch, because about 2:45 I was awakened by the most soulful, mournful, howl I\u2019ve ever heard from him. I don\u2019t know if he was answering coyotes in the distance, or just howling at the moon. I called his name once, and he came right in. He didn\u2019t even give me a dirty look when I closed and locked the slider again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
Opening the slider this morning, he bolted out and down the back stairs right to the gate. Then he sat looking over at crazy pants place, and the barking chihuahuas, while commenting occasionally with a grumbling \u201cruff, ruff, ruff,\u201d nothing was going on that deserved a real bark from him. He turned and came back inside the house looking almost disgusted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
I\u2019d poured a cup of coffee for myself when crazy pants starts screaming, \u201cIt burns! Then began loudly, sobbing and howling owwww!\u201d My thought was, \u201cOh my, did someone sprinkle water on her?\u201d Alternatively, I actually hoped that she\u2019d found something fatal in the junkyard that her back yard has become.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
That\u2019s not kind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
The dog headed back out to the upper deck for a better vantage point since the chihuahuas had increased the intensity of their barking to drown out crazy pants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
After a few more minutes of her \u201cperformance\u201d to no audience, applause, or any other form of attention, crazy pants shut the hell up and wandered back into her house I assume. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
I couldn\u2019t see her as she was giving her performance, nor did I see her go into her house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
She\u2019d accomplished her goal\u2026 Everyone in the neighborhood was no doubt awake.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
I think I\u2019m going to try lying or sitting on the couch with a heat pad to get the spasming in my lower back to stop. I doubt that I\u2019ll get the laundry done, or much more in the way of sorting physical paperwork for the accountant. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
But, I might still be productive today by immersing myself in the totally digital realm. I can dive into the data from the other half\u2019s computer looking for any relevant financial information that the accountant might need.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
I sincerely hope your night and pre-dawn morning was better than mine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
My dog that is, The poor puppy was so conflicted. My lower back is spasming and any little movement on my part generates intense pain. Standing is an ordeal, lying down in bed is almost as bad. Sitting is mostly tolerable but getting up & down is a nightmare. Thankfully I did whatever I did … <\/p>\n