{"id":13157,"date":"2023-09-07T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-09-07T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=13157"},"modified":"2023-09-07T08:32:54","modified_gmt":"2023-09-07T15:32:54","slug":"probably-the-shape-of-things-to-come","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2023\/09\/07\/probably-the-shape-of-things-to-come\/","title":{"rendered":"Probably the shape of things to come\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Congressional redistricting what fun!!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

My guy used to be Olbernolte. He lives in Big Bear and knows the mountain communities well. He\u2019s a businessman, a Pilot, and technology guy. But\u2026 It looks like he\u2019s not my guy anymore, thanks to redistricting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Now it\u2019s some woman named Judy Chu out of Monterey Park. I guarantee that she couldn\u2019t find my town with GPS. Nor would she give a damn. She\u2019s a dazzling urbanite whose only concerns will be for the other dazzling urbanites living in the wealthy parts of Pasadena, Altadena, La Canada \/ Flintridge, La Crescenta – Montrose, and Sierra Madre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

No one of any value lives outside those areas. Right?<\/p>\n\n\n

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In other words, we will not exist so there will be no advocating for disaster assistance coming from Chu in the event of another winter storm like we had last year. But Chu happily votes to spend Trillions of dollars we don\u2019t have in foreign countries because she\u2019s an obedient puppet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Here\u2019s another proof of just how we\u2019re going to be ignored.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Yea! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Just to be clear, I tried all five of the variations of my address created by the masters of technology that have given us all such wonderfully fucked up maps in rural areas. Helpful hint… your mapping efforts should start<\/strong> with the original county maps. It’s so much fun that my address can appear in one of three different towns depending on whose map you’re using.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chu was also targeted by Fang Fang the Chinese Spy, shortly before Eric Swallow-well started dipping his wick in Fang Fang. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fang Fang worked for Judy Chu for a time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ahhh, it\u2019s going to be grand having zero representation!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Perhaps another clue that it\u2019s time to get the hell out of California\u2026 Or learn Mandarin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Congressional redistricting what fun!!!! My guy used to be Olbernolte. He lives in Big Bear and knows the mountain communities well. He\u2019s a businessman, a Pilot, and technology guy. But\u2026 It looks like he\u2019s not my guy anymore, thanks to redistricting. Now it\u2019s some woman named Judy Chu out of Monterey Park. I guarantee that … <\/p>\n

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