{"id":12997,"date":"2023-08-10T07:10:00","date_gmt":"2023-08-10T14:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=12997"},"modified":"2023-08-09T21:32:38","modified_gmt":"2023-08-10T04:32:38","slug":"this-just-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2023\/08\/10\/this-just-in\/","title":{"rendered":"This Just In!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>New allegations and indictments against Donald Trump have just been released by the Grand Inquisitor Jack Smith.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The new charges are as follows;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>Donald Trump was supplying the cigars to the Clinton Whitehouse.<br>Donald Trump has been confirmed as one of the Watergate Burglars<br>Trump was the man on the grassy knoll.<br>Trump provided the financing for The&nbsp;assassination<strong> <\/strong>of<strong> Archduke Franz Ferdinand<\/strong> leading to World War I<br>Trump was in fact the Roman soldier who stabbed Jesus as he was being crucified.<br>Nancy Pelosi has subpoenaed Vatican records and discovered that Donald Trump was the serpent in the Garden of Eden.<br>In sealed secret testimony, God has confirmed Donald Trump is Satan. God is unavailable for comment because he\u2019s in hiding, apparently afraid of MAGA Republicans.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/image-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12999\" style=\"width:674px;height:449px\" width=\"674\" height=\"449\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/image-1.jpeg 620w, https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/image-1-300x200.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 674px) 100vw, 674px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>NONE of the pervious statements are true! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(<em>Apologies to God\u2026 You made me, you\u2019re not surprised.<\/em>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But I wouldn\u2019t be surprised in the least to hear a news person seriously reading any of them. This is because the Democrats have spent the last 6 years going on and on treating equally ludicrous statements as absolute truth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019m still waiting for the irrefutable evidence Adam Schiff claims to have seen proving Trumps guilt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Uh Huh\u2026 Crickets! We know that California is doomed because the voters in Adam Schiff\u2019s district keep that lying moron in office. I digress\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At this point Donald Trump could murder someone in full public view and no-one would believe it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This constant witch hunt has got to stop. I truly believe that even if Trump is guilty of something\u2026 No-one outside Washington D.C. would believe it or care. Stop pissing away our tax dollars on this bullshit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And for the record. Joe Biden, will likely <strong>never<\/strong> be impeached. Although God knows the evidence supporting impeachment is a hell of a lot stronger than what was used to impeach Trump TWICE!!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So please can we just get back to running the country into the ground with Bidenomics, or perhaps by some miracle maybe our politicians can actually do their fucking jobs\u2026<br><br>Just a thought.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New allegations and indictments against Donald Trump have just been released by the Grand Inquisitor Jack Smith. The new charges are as follows; Donald Trump was supplying the cigars to the Clinton Whitehouse.Donald Trump has been confirmed as one of the Watergate BurglarsTrump was the man on the grassy knoll.Trump provided the financing for The&nbsp;assassination &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2023\/08\/10\/this-just-in\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;This Just In!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[64,84,11,104,72,159,14,83,53],"tags":[190,188,236,189,183,193,182,212,213],"class_list":["post-12997","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-assholes","category-bullshit","category-gop-dem","category-government","category-idiots","category-news","category-politics","category-satire","category-the-law","tag-assholes","tag-bullshit","tag-gop-dem","tag-government","tag-idiots","tag-news","tag-politics","tag-satire","tag-the-law"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12997","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12997"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12997\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13003,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12997\/revisions\/13003"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12997"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12997"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12997"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}