{"id":12920,"date":"2023-07-27T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-07-27T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2023\/07\/27\/poor-hunter\/"},"modified":"2023-07-30T07:11:39","modified_gmt":"2023-07-30T14:11:39","slug":"poor-hunter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2023\/07\/27\/poor-hunter\/","title":{"rendered":"Poor Hunter!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I guess Hunter must be in shock and possibly in withdrawal after yesterday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I do feel a little sorry for him. He is after all the product of his father and a sick dysfunctional family.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/230726145005-05-hunter-biden-sketch.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12919\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/230726145005-05-hunter-biden-sketch.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/230726145005-05-hunter-biden-sketch-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/230726145005-05-hunter-biden-sketch-1024x576.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>It must have been quite a shock for him to get in front of the judge thinking he was going to skate away only to have the judge refuse to rubber stamp the plea deal. But the judge went one step further. She stopped him from using drugs and alcohol. She also ordered that he undergo drug testing, and get a job!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He\u2019s either got the sweats and DT\u2019s bad today, or those are yet to come.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The drug testing won\u2019t be a problem for Hunter, his dick has been seen by everyone at this point. He\u2019s not going to be embarrassed by pissing in a cup in front of someone. No-one is likely to be surprised when his test comes back looking like Keith Richards in the 70\u2019s.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hunter is what his father made him. He doesn\u2019t have to remain that person. I have to say truthfully I don\u2019t know if I would have the strength to walk away from the money and power his family wields. I have no idea what I\u2019d be like if I thought I could get away with anything. I\u2019m a bastard now, unlimited power and money? Oh I\u2019d be an absolute nightmare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If I\u2019d had access to wealth and power all my life, there\u2019d have been bastard children dropping out of women every ten minutes. As I got older, Kevin Spacey\u2019s legal troubles would be nothing compared to all the inappropriate shit I\u2019d have gotten up to. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019ve always thought if I had no limits on money and could pay off the cops &amp; politicians\u2026 I\u2019d throw an orgy that would make Caligula blush! Fortunately for the world, the universe is wise and prevented me from having the necessary resources. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I am curious what this means to the Biden family. Some pundits and wags suggest this opens the door for a complete investigation of the Bidens. Other people say this is going to be confined to only Hunter. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Imagine that! After all the shit Hunter has been through apparently supporting the Biden family and now, they\u2019re burning his ass like yesterday\u2019s trash.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But Daddy still has one ace up his sleeve. Daddy can pardon Hunter once he\u2019s convicted. The White House has said Daddy won\u2019t pardon Hunter, but the White House lies all the time. Them saying Daddy won\u2019t, means it\u2019s a lock that Daddy will come to the rescue.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I wonder if there\u2019s any way that Hunter\u2019s trial or sentencing can be delayed until after January 20, 2025? That\u2019s shitty I know. If Hunter and Daddy were in the same prison though, we could save money on the deal by having them share a cell and making Hunter provide round the clock care that Joe so obviously needs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I doubt very seriously that Hunter will do a day in jail and possibly that fact will be what destroys his father\u2019s remote chance at being elected for a second term. The next President should give Hunter the congressional Medal of Honor for \u201cSaving Democracy\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What are the next congressional follies for me to enjoy? Hmm. Oh look, they\u2019re hearing testimony about UFOs and the obvious intergalactic incident brewing because we\u2019ve dissected intelligent beings from another planet. The diplomatic implications are truly terrifying!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yeah, just let that one sink in. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I guess Hunter must be in shock and possibly in withdrawal after yesterday. I do feel a little sorry for him. He is after all the product of his father and a sick dysfunctional family. It must have been quite a shock for him to get in front of the judge thinking he was going &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2023\/07\/27\/poor-hunter\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Poor Hunter!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56,257,159,14,53,19,66],"tags":[224,256,193,182,213,254,172],"class_list":["post-12920","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime","category-justice","category-news","category-politics","category-the-law","category-things-that-make-you-say-hum","category-wtf","tag-crime","tag-justice","tag-news","tag-politics","tag-the-law","tag-things-that-make-you-say-hmmm","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12920","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12920"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12920\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12928,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12920\/revisions\/12928"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12920"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12920"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12920"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}