{"id":12886,"date":"2023-07-23T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-07-23T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=12886"},"modified":"2023-07-19T07:11:32","modified_gmt":"2023-07-19T14:11:32","slug":"hmm-the-young-couple-up-the-road-is-selling-their-place","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2023\/07\/23\/hmm-the-young-couple-up-the-road-is-selling-their-place\/","title":{"rendered":"Hmm, the young couple up the road is selling their place."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Either this last winter broke them or the increasingly annoying situation with Crazy Pants did.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>Come to think of it, I haven\u2019t seen them taking their usual walks lately.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>Crazy Pants and her\u2026 <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>Whatever the hell he is, went from having two annoying Chihuahuas to having a pack of very annoying Chihuahuas. The pack is often roaming around the neighborhood so you never know if you\u2019re going to be attacked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>Even if they are in their yard, It is not possible to walk in front of my house, or indeed anywhere on the street without being barked at constantly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>I have also wondered about the status of their various shots. Rabies for example?<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>This is a redux of every dog, or dogs, Crazy Pants has had for 20+ years. At least in this case they\u2019re Chihuahuas, not some indeterminant aggressive Wolf hybrid. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>Years ago, the county had to remove five or six wolf hybrids from Crazy Pants because she had zero control over them and they were beginning to threaten everyone in the neighborhood.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>The Chihuahuas too, are becoming a nuisance. I saw them surround a woman who was walking on the street 1\/2 block away from Crazy Pants yard the other day.  I\u2019m sure the county is going to be called any day. Will they do anything? Probably not.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>If the county did actually show up it would be interesting, the dogs, the obscenities screamed all the time, the guy living with her is sleeping in a shed in back of the house because he\u2019s afraid she\u2019ll gut him in his sleep. Let\u2019s not even discuss the trash, junk, and debris over there\u2026 Ohhh if the county could be bothered to come up, they\u2019d have a field day. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>That\u2019s a big IF.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>Crazy Pants has a habit of going to the Young Couple\u2019s fence and just standing there staring at the house. I\u2019m sure that must be un-nerving\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>The young couple is asking a lot of money for their house. I hope they get it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>I wonder what it would be like to live in a place where you weren\u2019t held hostage? The county\u2019s inaction with Crazy Pants has led to a situation where effectively the neighborhood is held hostage. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>I suppose the rot will spread. It already has in a way. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>The cabin next to Crazy Pants is a nice place, but it\u2019s never occupied because the owner can\u2019t get any rest if he\u2019s up. Crazy Pants is shouting and screaming like she\u2019s being murdered the whole time he\u2019s there. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>A neighbor adjacent to Crazy Pants hides in his house all the time. The \u201cA-frame\u201d across the street was converted to an Air B&amp;B when the former owner died. Other houses around Crazy Pants seem to change hands about every 2 to 4 years. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>In short, the neighborhood is getting more transient. The faster the turnover, the more likely there\u2019ll be trashy people occupying the homes and then the spiral down begins in earnest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>The cops and the county talk about Crazy Pants \u201crights\u201d as a homeowner. The unspoken part of that is; what about everyone else\u2019s rights as homeowners?<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>The pack of Chihuahuas gets stirred up at almost anything. Once the barking begins it\u2019s like one of them has to have the last word so they don\u2019t stop. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>Their yapping is punctuated by the boyfriend yelling, \u201cSHUT UP\u201d all the time. You\u2019d think that at minimum a noise complaint would be possible. It\u2019s not, the boyfriend is constantly running power tools over there at all hours of the day and night. The cops and county don\u2019t care.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>Compared to the power tools, the Chihuahuas barking is almost preferable. <em>I said <strong>almost<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>In a strange way I\u2019m grateful the trash is over there. Every single \u201cshutup,\u201d power tool noise at 11:00pm, or screaming obscene rant from Crazy Pants, reenforces to me that I need to get out of here. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>I love my view, I even like my house and neighbors on my street. But after 20 years of this bullshit, I guess it\u2019s time to go. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>The stupid, the trashy, the shitty, always win. They always attract more of their kind and where 2 or more of their kind gather, drama ensues.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>There\u2019s another man down the road a bit. He\u2019s trashy like Crazy Pants and her fella. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>He actually walked up the hill several times this last weekend to yell about something Crazy Couple did or didn\u2019t do. (I was sorta hoping for him to have a heart attack but alas\u2026)  He\u2019d get almost to Crazy Couple\u2019s street and sit and rest on the stairs of an unoccupied cabin. He\u2019d be huffing and puffing like mad for a good 5 to 10 minutes. (Now you know why I was expecting a heart attack,) Then he\u2019d make his way to Crazy Couple\u2019s house and start yelling. He usually drives his truck with no mufflers, then starts screaming at them. I guess he didn\u2019t want Crazy Couple to know he was coming, or he was out of gas. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>Ah well, Back to sorting and tossing!<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Either this last winter broke them or the increasingly annoying situation with Crazy Pants did. Come to think of it, I haven\u2019t seen them taking their usual walks lately. Crazy Pants and her\u2026 Whatever the hell he is, went from having two annoying Chihuahuas to having a pack of very annoying Chihuahuas. 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