{"id":12740,"date":"2023-06-01T07:45:01","date_gmt":"2023-06-01T14:45:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2023\/06\/01\/i-really-cant-resist\/"},"modified":"2023-06-17T08:04:31","modified_gmt":"2023-06-17T15:04:31","slug":"i-really-cant-resist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2023\/06\/01\/i-really-cant-resist\/","title":{"rendered":"I really Can\u2019t Resist!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Hey Disney, the little girls are there to spend obscene ($250 or more,) amounts of money.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>The little girls want to dress up like princesses!<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1148\" height=\"950\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Screenshot-2023-06-01-at-7.20.56-AM.png\" class=\"wp-image-12738\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Screenshot-2023-06-01-at-7.20.56-AM.png 1148w, https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Screenshot-2023-06-01-at-7.20.56-AM-300x248.png 300w, https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Screenshot-2023-06-01-at-7.20.56-AM-1024x847.png 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>They\u2019re not looking to meet a frumpy \u201cQueen\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Clearly, the old school Disney Fairy Godmother\u2019s wand didn\u2019t work on poor Nick here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>If you want a Fairy Godmother that knows her stuff even if she\u2019s a bit driven, ya gotta go with the fairy godmother from <em>Shrek2<\/em>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>That lady knew how to make a man. Just look at her Bodyguards, and Kyle, and what she did to Shrek, Donkey, and the King of Far Far Away. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>The King of Far Far Away didn\u2019t look like much, but then again the Fairy Godmother started out with a toad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>One assumes she\u2019d make an assistant that was awesome instead of sad and frumpy looking. She understood Marketing!<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"733\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/fairy_godmother_shrek_2_by_matsu_sotome-d7ub5qx.jpg\" class=\"wp-image-12739\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/fairy_godmother_shrek_2_by_matsu_sotome-d7ub5qx.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/fairy_godmother_shrek_2_by_matsu_sotome-d7ub5qx-300x215.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>Shrek\u2019s Fairy Godmother was a busy lady. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>Disney should call RuPaul for assistance with this particular drag emergency. Unless The Magic Kingdom isn\u2019t even trying anymore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>Just a thought Disney, Just a thought\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey Disney, the little girls are there to spend obscene ($250 or more,) amounts of money. The little girls want to dress up like princesses! They\u2019re not looking to meet a frumpy \u201cQueen\u201d Clearly, the old school Disney Fairy Godmother\u2019s wand didn\u2019t work on poor Nick here. If you want a Fairy Godmother that knows &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2023\/06\/01\/i-really-cant-resist\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I really Can\u2019t Resist!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[223],"class_list":["post-12740","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12740","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12740"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12740\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12742,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12740\/revisions\/12742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}