{"id":1272,"date":"2012-09-20T08:44:11","date_gmt":"2012-09-20T15:44:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=1272"},"modified":"2021-01-08T19:33:48","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T03:33:48","slug":"id-actually-hoped-to-get-off-the-muslims-but","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2012\/09\/20\/id-actually-hoped-to-get-off-the-muslims-but\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;d actually hoped to get off the Muslims but&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I couldn&#8217;t resist.<\/p>\n<p>After reading the news today out of France.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/228425-charlie-hebdo.jpg\" alt=\"228425 charlie hebdo\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Normally the French are wrong just out of habit.<\/p>\n<p>But this morning I woke up read the news and started laughing my ass off, after I &nbsp;had an epiphany.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s become clear is that Muhammad is the Achilles heel of the Islamic world.<\/p>\n<p>So us evil bastards in the West need to start using it to our advantage.<\/p>\n<p>We need to get England to publish something about Muhammad, then have Sweden follow on with something else about two weeks later. &nbsp;Then have the other EU countries follow on at 2 to 3 week intervals.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>All we have to do to win the war on terrorism is to keep insulting Muhammad&#8230; The radical Muslims will destroy themselves and their countries in a rabid foamy mouthed orgy of hate and stupidity.<\/p>\n<p>Let them keep burning, looting, and bombing their cities and countries. It&#8217;s far more effective, cost efficient, and safer way to deal with the problems of the Middle East.<\/p>\n<p>After all, why spend a million dollars on a cruise missile when we can drop a flyer showing a crudely drawn image of Muhammad taking it up the ass from a camel?<\/p>\n<p>The damage the radicals would do to a city or their country is far greater than the damage that would be done by 100 cruise missiles.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, there may be some collateral damage and we might have to be a lot more careful in public places but that would only last for a little while, Eventually the radicals will decimate themselves and those that don&#8217;t actually kill themselves will be too weak to be much of a threat.<\/p>\n<p>It beats the alternative plan&#8230; Sterilization of the infestation area with Nukes.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/images.jpeg\" alt=\"Images\" width=\"259\" height=\"194\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As an alternative to nukes we could always steer asteroids into an orbit that would be appropriate for planetary bombardment.<\/p>\n<p>Targeting the exact areas in the Middle East would be tricky but we could stop global warming and still have access to the oil reserves after a few well placed asteroid impacts.<\/p>\n<p><em>Pssst don&#8217;t tell the Primitive Islamic Savages, AKA &#8220;PIS&#8221; we don&#8217;t have that capability quite yet. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>On the bright side&#8230; I&#8217;m sure that someone is working on it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I couldn&#8217;t resist. After reading the news today out of France. Normally the French are wrong just out of habit. But this morning I woke up read the news and started laughing my ass off, after I &nbsp;had an epiphany.&nbsp; It&#8217;s become clear is that Muhammad is the Achilles heel of the Islamic world. So &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2012\/09\/20\/id-actually-hoped-to-get-off-the-muslims-but\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I&#8217;d actually hoped to get off the Muslims but&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[83,36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-satire","category-stupid-people"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1272"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1272\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1276,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1272\/revisions\/1276"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}