{"id":1255,"date":"2012-09-13T08:46:14","date_gmt":"2012-09-13T15:46:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=1255"},"modified":"2021-01-08T19:33:48","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T03:33:48","slug":"what-was-that-maniac-drinking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2012\/09\/13\/what-was-that-maniac-drinking\/","title":{"rendered":"What was that maniac drinking?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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That maniac was me.<\/p>\n

Have you ever noticed that the light, the morning after is all fuzzy?<\/p>\n

Oh wait… that’s my contacts that I forgot to take out!<\/p>\n

Went over to some new friends house last night. <\/p>\n

It’s been a while since I was… well drinking and more than a little tipsy.<\/p>\n

Last night I exceeded my personal drink & drive limit by at least three or four drinks.  <\/p>\n

This morning Coffee is the elixir of the gods.<\/p>\n

I’d walked where I was going so driving wasn’t remotely going to be an issue.<\/p>\n

I know there is some regulation about being drunk in public, however walking while intoxicated doesn’t have quite the same legal, moral, ethical, or dangerous consequences as driving while intoxicated.<\/p>\n

Walking under the influence, just means the journey is uhhh, more interesting!<\/p>\n

No matter how plastered I am, I’m typically not one of those loud sloppy obnoxious guys. Well, not any more than usual…<\/p>\n

I also remember pretty much everything the next day. <\/p>\n

So in that strange fuzzy light of morning…<\/p>\n

The Blackmail can begin!<\/p>\n

I had a really great time, nice conversation and let my hair down a little. Then I did the typical Southern thing… I came home drunk and screwed. Hey you can take the boy out of the South, but you can’t take the South out of the boy.<\/p>\n

I knew I was at my house because my key fit in the lock and the dogs recognized me. So I didn’t screw anyone that I wasn’t supposed to.<\/p>\n

Wait… when did we get a new couch?<\/p>\n

Happy Thursday.<\/p>\n

Now off to get the chores and other stuff done.<\/p>\n

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That maniac was me. Have you ever noticed that the light, the morning after is all fuzzy? Oh wait… that’s my contacts that I forgot to take out! Went over to some new friends house last night.  It’s been a while since I was… well drinking and more than a little tipsy. Last night I … <\/p>\n

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