{"id":11532,"date":"2022-02-21T14:43:15","date_gmt":"2022-02-21T22:43:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=11532"},"modified":"2022-10-17T10:21:54","modified_gmt":"2022-10-17T17:21:54","slug":"why-we-cant-have-nice-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2022\/02\/21\/why-we-cant-have-nice-things\/","title":{"rendered":"Why we can’t have nice things…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Four years ago I was leaving a grocery store near my apartment when a complete stranger walked up to me and commented on my watch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It wasn’t uncommon for my colleagues to notice it or comment on it. It was not even that uncommon for a clerk in a shop to notice my watch, (particularly if they were male,) and say something like, “nice,” while looking at my wrist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That day in front of the grocery store, this guy who appeared homeless commented about my watch in a very loud voice. He said something like, “That’s a really nice watch, what did that set you back 10 grand 15 grand?” What caught my attention was that he was speaking loudly enough for pretty much the entire shopping plaza to hear him. I’m a suspicious person, and in the back of my brain a thought popped in, “Why is this guy announcing this? Is he calling to an accomplice?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I politely said in an equally loud voice, “Thank you for the compliment, it’s amazing how many compliments I get on this cheap $200 Hong Kong knock off. Would you like to hold it? “<\/p>\n\n\n\n

At that point the man lost interest. Thank god he didn’t call my bluff.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This event was about the 3rd or 4th I’d experienced in 2 weeks. Admittedly, I wasn’t living in the best neighborhood at the time, but up to that point I hadn’t felt particularly unsafe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The watch in question is not a knock off. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I purchased it 14 years ago for about 7K. I’d lost a rather large watch collection in a fire and decided that I simply wanted a single very nice watch that I never took off. I’d worn my watch continuously since I put it on in the store.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There were some who scolded me for wearing such a nice watch while doing yard work, working on a car, building, painting, swimming, or just living. I really thought nothing of it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

It is my watch, and since it was the only one I owned, it was easier to keep it on my wrist than to keep track of it, if I took it off. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The watch itself has held up very well. I sent it in for routine service on its tenth birthday. The service center gave it a tune up, and a clean bill of health. complemented me on two things. 1) it was in excellent shape and 2) that they’d guessed I wore it every day and thought that was very cool. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

They didn’t even charge me for the replacement of 2 links in the band that had taken the brunt of a saw kickback. The watch band had saved me from a very nasty cut on my wrist. As part of the service the watch was also appraised. I was a bit shocked, and pleased, to discover that my watch had more than doubled in value. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

After the repeated incidents in public where the watch garnered unwanted and intrusive attention, (it’s still considered rude to ask a stranger what they paid for something isn’t it?<\/em>) I decided it was time to put my beautiful functional timepiece in a safe and buy something cheap and ubiquitous. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I’ve enjoyed the lockdowns over the past two years because if I’m around home, or in my little mountain town I’ve been able to wear my nice watch. I also wore it with complete confidence on a recent trip to Florida. Some men in Florida noticed my watch, they just nodded in appreciation, and smiled. You know… “Old School Politeness.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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My cheap watch is an Apple watch. It’s nice, but having to recharge it daily is a pain in the butt. The advantage is that everyone has one and in that homogeneity is safety. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

No-one is likely to mug me for an Apple Watch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The sadness is that my beautiful, simple, functional, watch sits in the safe. I do wear it if I’m camping, diving, or know that I’m not likely to encounter crowds of people. I also wear it more in the Winter when a jacket or long sleeves afford cover for it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Within the past month or two, I read a news item where a man in Los Angeles had been robbed of his Rolex, at gunpoint after an induced car accident.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Today There was a report from England in The Sunday Times<\/em> talking about an apparently organized group of thieves who are targeting high end watch wearers. The article is here<\/a> and it’s brazen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Most of the men report being approached by lovely women asking for their signature on a petition or something. In some cases the women become handsy and quite forward, talking non stop. In a few cases they’ve offered sex or other enticements. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Often the men are so flabbergasted they don’t realize their watch is gone until the woman has left.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I’ve heard of expensive hookers, but these guys aren’t even getting blow jobs for their 10 to 20K!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The article mentions that the thieves seem to be targeting Rolexes. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The supply of Rolexes is thin and the resale market is booming. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rolex among other high end watches retain their value worldwide. They’re easy to transport, and with a hot resale market the thief can dump the merchandise quickly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I’ve been jonesing for a watch that I can safely wear daily that doesn’t require recharging or batteries. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I guess you could say I’m bored with the Apple Watch and its attendant software updates, power requirements, and fiddling. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I think fondly of my nice watch. Ten years, one watch, and zero trouble. Ahh, simplicity!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I’d been looking at a nice simple Omega. But that too is a high end watch and subject to the same targeting by thieves. That being said, I may get one anyway.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I suppose that a venerable Timex might be the best way to go. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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It does make me wonder how long will it be before we’re all driving the same car, all wearing the same clothes, all wearing the same watch, and all using the same mobile phone? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Is that where this is going, will we all be stuck with a “one size fits all” solution just to fight crime?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That’s not freedom. That’s the old Soviet Union, North Korea, or China. I want the freedom to have nice things without worrying about becoming a target. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I’m also just old school enough to want a concealed carry permit and a stout .45 on my hip. I’d rather leave the thieves gut shot and bleeding out on the sidewalk. (Why gut shot? Because it’s an agonizing death.) People don’t usually think of me, and mercy at the same time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I find myself thinking that all it would take is 1 year of would be criminals stacking up in the morgues, and crime would be almost nonexistent. I figure we’d either run out of criminals, or criminals would decide crime itself was too risky.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Unfortunately, especially in California, criminals have been given the upper hand and they’re continuing to press their advantage. Apparently this is also true elsewhere in the world.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Maybe I’ll go with a Timex until I’m able to move to a state where they’ve remembered, “An armed society is a polite society.<\/em>” <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Maybe sometime in the near future folks will wake the hell up and realize The “Wild West” era came to a close in part because we all agreed that a robust police force was preferable to daily shoot-outs at the saloon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That’s provided that the morons running things haven’t burned the history books or forgotten how to read them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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