{"id":1111,"date":"2012-08-16T16:19:29","date_gmt":"2012-08-16T23:19:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=1111"},"modified":"2021-01-08T19:33:47","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T03:33:47","slug":"somewhere-along-the-path-ive-lost-an-entire-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2012\/08\/16\/somewhere-along-the-path-ive-lost-an-entire-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Somewhere along the path I&#8217;ve lost an entire day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t ask me&#8230;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I have been thinking it was Wednesday all day. I think I lost Tuesday&#8230; but I&#8217;m not at all sure.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/After5468573826_96d18c1973.jpg\" alt=\"5468573826 96d18c1973\" width=\"300\" height=\"227\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Funny, I don&#8217;t recall an alien abduction.<\/p>\n<p>Nor do I recall being asked to take anyone to my leader. However I&#8217;m still missing an entire day.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s possible that the day was deleted due to my updating a bunch of software on my computer. It&#8217;s not unusual to have my brain sucked out through my eyes and realize that a lot of time has gone by only when the need to eat or perform other bodily functions breaks me out of a computer induced stupor.<\/p>\n<p>I remember that i&#8217;ve been proud about practicing on the guitar every day. I&#8217;ve worked on the book, I&#8217;ve searched for a job yet somehow something happened to an entire day of this week.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t seem to place it.&nbsp;It&#8217;s a very disconcerting feeling.<\/p>\n<p>If I was missing a day after today I&#8217;d understand it. I didn&#8217;t sleep very well at all last night so I&#8217;ve been a little slow all day. Bit for the most part up until last night.<\/p>\n<p>Today has been weird too. Technology and I aren&#8217;t getting along. &nbsp;I never have problems with technology&#8230; <em>Well mostly never&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Maybe I&#8217;m still on an alien ship and they&#8217;ve got me in some kind of virtual reality.<\/p>\n<p>Well, one can only hope if they&#8217;re extracting sperm&#8230; The Virtual Reality will include the fun part of that!<\/p>\n<p>The truth of the matter is that I haven&#8217;t been following or reading much of the news. The Presidential candidates are embarrassing themselves AGAIN.<\/p>\n<p>From what little I have heard someone doesn&#8217;t know how many states are in the United States, someone else doesn&#8217;t know anything about racial sensitivity, yet another person has suggested a budget similar to one of the others and both sides are slinging mud about that.<\/p>\n<p>I guess it&#8217;s a little depressing. Our system of government is supposed to be a model of governance by and for the people. What it&#8217;s become is more like the campaign cycle of Iran. Or the old Soviet Union. &#8220;Vote for me or I hurt you and your family&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: left\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Afterflyingsaucer2.jpg\" alt=\"Flyingsaucer2\" width=\"300\" height=\"206\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Oh to be sure we haven&#8217;t gotten quite there yet. But I&#8217;m sure not going to be surprised when one of these candidates manages to get themselves appointed Emperor.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t ask me&#8230;&nbsp; I have been thinking it was Wednesday all day. I think I lost Tuesday&#8230; but I&#8217;m not at all sure. Funny, I don&#8217;t recall an alien abduction. Nor do I recall being asked to take anyone to my leader. However I&#8217;m still missing an entire day. It&#8217;s possible that the day was &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2012\/08\/16\/somewhere-along-the-path-ive-lost-an-entire-day\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Somewhere along the path I&#8217;ve lost an entire day&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,18,10,66],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-humor","category-modern-problems","category-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1111"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1118,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111\/revisions\/1118"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}