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E. Jean Carroll

How to get paid without having to be laid.

We have an in depth interview with our hero, and brand new millionaire E Jean Carroll.

For those of you that need this spelled out…

THE ABOVE IS SATIRE


I saw that woman on TV talking with Rachel Maddow. It’s rare that I’ve been so offended but DAMN! I’ve never been closer to vomiting over someone speaking on TV in my life.

This woman is a full on NUT JOB! It’s uncomfortable to look at her, much more so, to have to look and listen to her.

Were I updating an encyclopedia, in the article describing misogynists I’d put her picture right next to the reasons some men hate women.

Any man who might have been on the edge of becoming a misogynist certainly became one listening to her gloating and clucking about how she was going to spend money that honestly, she doesn’t deserve. There’s no woman whose hole is that golden. And her’s sure as hell isn’t worth that kind of money.

Especially when you consider that the millions were not awarded to E Jean Carrol because Trump raped her. He DIDN’T according to a jury This obscene award is because Trump said he didn’t know her, never met her, and whatever she was accusing him of was a lie.

Apparently, that hurt her feelings, and the State of New York ALTERED the statute of limitations on slander and liable, (as I understand it,) to allow this bullshit case to be brought against Trump.

I don’t have to like Trump, or agree with him, or indeed consider voting for him, to see this is the most gross miscarriage of justice I’ve seen in my lifetime.

I really hope that Donald Trump dumps all his properties in the state of New York and especially in the City of New York.

I’d like to see Trump not do any business in New York ever again. I think it would be especially interesting if he becomes President again and refuses to do anything in New York City. I could see him flying Marine 1 to the 9/11 monument once a year, attending the services, and then immediately flying out again. No press conferences or anything else. New York City and State has proven that they are not about any form of justice and therefore not actual Americans. At this point let NYC rot!

If this injustice doesn’t make your blood boil you’re missing the point. Changing the laws to allow lawfare and weaponization of the courts against a specific individual? This is not equal justice under the law.


Perhaps I’m just sensitive about legal matters. See I had no standing to sue the shit out of a hospital and cardiologist when Jerry died. His family wasn’t interested in dealing with fucking lawyers. I honestly can’t blame them.

I had enough information that I could pretty much prove malpractice. Mathematically, Scientifically, and Anecdotally. But no-one would listen, and in California the statute of limitations on Malpractice is 1 year.

In other words you have to be ready to file the instant your loved one dies. In the midst of the financial, and emotional chaos, you have to hunt down a scum bag attorney and literally force them to listen and then present them with enough CASH to hold their interest.

This by the way is not justice. Justice, would be a little longer time to file the case. Justice would be, not having to chain an attorney to a desk with a pile of money. Justice is an attorney seeking relief or reparations on behalf of their client because the client was in fact “injured” or as in this case, for the safety of 1000’s of people who live in mountain communities in this local area, all of whom are at risk because the medical facility doesn’t understand how oxygen and atmospheric pressure works.

The time period has expired.

That hospital and cardiologist will effectively kill an untold number of people, and will learn nothing. Medical arrogance knows no bounds, and doesn’t engage in introspection.

In Jan of 2023, this particular hospital was FAR MORE interested in making sure everyone was wearing a mask. I must point out that by Jan 2023 mask efficacy against COVID-19 had been throughly debunked internationally, and by our own CDC, FDA, and numerous medical papers from research hospitals and colleges across the planet.

Perhaps the medical people at that hospital should get back to “real” science instead of following the pseudo scientific recommendations of CNN.

It’s over, the opportunity is gone and it’s time to move on.


See, that’s how an adult handles the statute of limitations.

E Jean Carroll keeps getting “Do Overs” because the corrupt justice system of New York, and apparently the Supreme Court of the United States (who should have stepped in to prevent these miscarriages of justice,) have allowed a “cafeteria approach” to the law.

That cafeteria approach has but one singular purpose, to destroy Donald J. Trump.

I guarantee that if I was to keep fighting for justice and what I believe to be public safety, I couldn’t use that cafeteria approach. I’d be shut down in every court in the land.

Lady Justice was blindfolded for a reason, now the fine Lady is being told to weigh the name of the person, the color of the person, the gender identity and ethnicity of the person, and innumerable other factors that at one time were mostly considered irrelevant to matters before the court.

I have no desire to participate in the legal system after what I’ve seen in the past four to six years. Why should I sit in a jury box? The case is decided before the jury is empaneled.

The truth table is simple:

Black/brown man kills/assaults/robs/ white man = black/brown man innocent.

White man kills/assaults/robs/ black/brown man = white man guilty.

If a woman is in any of the positions then white man guilty.

Since these are the rules, why bother with trials, attorneys,judges, or any of the bullshit? And why should I be compelled to listen to the antics for $5 a day? By the way, $5 won’t buy me a gallon of gas.


This whole E Jean Carrol thing is blatant in your face messaging, and it’s not about Donald J Trump.

The message is:

“Hey You dumb fuck sheep, we can fuck you anytime we want to. So you better keep your mouth shut, vote for who we tell you, and do as you’re told. OR ELSE! We are the power elite, we’ll always be able to find someone to accuse you, and those cherished rights you believe you have? We’ll annul those faster than you can say Miranda Rights.”

83 Million Dollars?

DAMN!

E. Jean Carroll

You know, that woman touched my PP! It was while I was visiting New York several years ago, I don’t remember the exact year.

She reached down my pants and grabbed my penis and testicles. She asked me if I wanted to fuck a sexy woman like her?

When I said “no” she became abusive and bruised my penis trying to dig her fingernails into the shaft.

She doesn’t handle rejection well.


The above didn’t happen. But it’s equally as believable as anything E Jean Carroll said about her encounter with Donald Trump.

For a cut of 83 million dollars, I’d swear the above fiction did happen and that she was abusive during an uninvited sexual advance initiated by her.

I know it sounds terrible, but I can’t help but think this woman saw an opportunity to cash in, the court system and a New York jury allowed her to do it.

I also think that this whole mess is beyond unfair and a miscarriage of justice.


I doubt that she’s ever going to see a dime of the 83 Million. It’s going to be tied up in appeals for years. Ultimately I hope that the conviction is overturned and that Carroll has to pay Donald Trump for all the hassle she caused him.

My, My, My, The DOJ finally authenticates Hunter’s Laptop

You know, the importance of this isn’t so much that the laptop is Hunter’s. Nor is it that the laptop contains some of the filthiest videos I’ve ever seen, (and that’s saying something!) Even the fact that the laptop contains business communications between Hunter and various foreign entities where it’s clear that Hunter is selling influence isn’t the issue in my mind.

All of these points are important, but not as important as the fact that the way this laptop has been investigated and dealt with, demonstrates breathtaking corruption at the highest levels of our government. 

Once respected institutions that the American people looked to for justice, are now as befouled and besmirched as a diseased whore’s bedsheets.

Russian Disinformation? HA! How many times over the four years of the Trump presidency did we hear that stupid shit?

51 Intelligence officers confirming the laptop was Russian disinformation calls into question their competence.

I’m not an intelligence officer but as I peeled through what I could of the disk image I noted a consistency that any computer professional would have seen. That told me back in 2019 the laptop was real and not Russian Disinformation. I wrote about it on this very blog.

So clearly, I’m better at data analysis, than those 51 intelligence officers and should have their job.

The FBI and DOJ calling into question the computer repair shop owner’s honesty and integrity after he turned the laptop over to the FBI, then later Giuliani, was obscene.

This guy was just trying to collect on a bill. Then realizing the stuff on the laptop was freaking nuclear he gave it to the “proper” authorities. When the FBI did nothing, said nothing, and left him without any instructions, he turned the disk image over to Giuliani.

Yeah, it was a disk image. Hunter took the MacBook Pro to the repair shop because it had water damage. He wanted the computer repaired and the data recovered from the drive. In these situations the computer might be totaled (water and electronics don’t really mix), but the data on the drive is often recoverable, after all that’s what you’re interested in right? You can move the data to another computer.

Here, you have an honest businessman trying to do the right thing and absolutely no-one from the FBI or DOJ gave him any guidance or instruction. Isn’t that kind of their job?

Instead, after the story breaks, he can’t even go to work because the media frenzy created by the whole Russian Disinformation claim made it look like he was the bad guy, a Russian Spy, a nefarious operator looking for a million dollar payday.

The Authorities, our FBI and DOJ willingly destroyed this man, his life, and his business.

Now some of the 51 Intelligence officers admit they signed their letter not because the Russian Disinformation claim was true, but because they hated Trump.

What happened to Honor? What happened to Truth being the highest principal? 

Those 51 individuals dishonored their respective agencies, and themselves. They, the FBI and DOJ, I believe  should all be punished severely for their part in what can only be described as a bloodless Coup d’état.

The so called January 6th insurrection was a logical consequence to people realizing that the Coup had already happened. The march on the Capital was in fact We The People demanding redress to grievances. 

Allow me to reiterate again because this can never be said too many times.

No Capital Police were killed on Jan 6th. The Crowd was unarmed, there were no guns, rifles, or bombs being carried by the crowd. The only weapons were in the hands of the Capital Police. They had the guns, rifles, teargas, and flash-bangs. The only person shot on Jan 6th was Ashli Babbitt, she was murdered by a Capital Police officer with a history of poor judgement regarding firearms. 

Yet somehow an unruly crowd demanding their voices be heard by their elected officials, got turned into a dangerous insurrection. The DOJ run by Merrick Garland arrested hundreds of people present at the Capital on Jan 6th, well after the fact. Many have been wrongfully Imprisoned, held without trial or bail, they are in effect, political prisoners and have been denied their right to a speedy trial, along with the rest of their constitutional rights. 

Don’t even get me started on the Jan 6th committee, and their theatrical bullshit. For all that’s holy don’t get me talking about the unbelievably unfair sentences some of the Jan 6th protestors have been hit with. 

All of which is further evidence, albeit circumstantial, that the FBI, and DOJ, are no longer about actual justice. These arms of the government have become ENFORCEMENT / PROTECTION arms of the authoritarian shadow government behind the puppet carcass known as Joe Biden. These authoritarians are the real danger to our democratic republic.

It might be that Donald Trump, because he’s a wildcard, or Robert Kennedy, because these folks may have been involved in the assassinations of his family members, and he believes that’s the case, are threats to the shadow government which is why they’ve gone so hard after Trump perverting the justice system in the process, or why Robert Kennedy has repeatedly been denied the secret service detail presidential candidates enjoy.

I know that line about Trump and Kennedy is the stuff of conspiracy theory. But at this point, when so many lies have been told and “truths” we’ve accepted have turned out to be lies…

How are we as citizens to place any faith or trust in our government or our presumably fairly “Elected” officials? 

But there’s more! 

The collusion between Facebook, Twitter, Google, the government, and media served to censor what was real and mostly accurate information. It wasn’t possible to post comments about the laptop or repost the New York Post article that broke the laptop story.

That censorship effectively put moronic Joe Biden in the Whitehouse as a figurehead to some truly evil cabal of people operating behind the scenes. Joe Biden may be “The President”, but at this point pretty much everyone I know believes he’s nothing more than an animated corpse being used as a puppet. 

In other words, the election was in fact stolen! This is born out by polling results stating that 70% of the American people who voted for Joe Biden would have rethought their vote had the information about the Hunter Biden Laptop been widely available and discussed. The margins Trump versus Biden were mighty slim. It wouldn’t have taken much to push Trump into the win. As it was, suppression of information about the laptop appears to have dragged Joe Biden into the win and across the threshold of the Whitehouse.

That same collusion between technology giants, the media, and government went on in continued disservice to the American people in particular, and the world in general during the COVID panic.

Doctors, therapies, effective medications, and real clinical data were all suppressed in favor of an irrational narrative designed to make pharmaceutical companies hundreds of billions of dollars injecting people with an ineffective vaccine that may well have long term unpredictable side effects.

Now we have the WHO speaking at Davos and the WEF meeting telling us they think there’s going to be another pandemic, (there will be, the normal cycle is about every hundred years or so.)  Except the WHO is talking about another pandemic soon… Oh? So they mean another man-made pandemic. Hmm… 

News out of China is that the motherfuckers at the Wuhan Institute of Virology have created COVID 2.0+ and yippee it’s 100% fatal in their mouse study. (Please note. The mice in question are genetically modified to express some human proteins for experimentation purposes.) Remember that the WHO is funded mostly by fucking China!

What a fucking coincidence!

The WEF, WHO, and Elites at Davos are big time depopulation control freaks. But they also like to make money so I’m absolutely sure that China will release their new “Decimator” virus and then try to sell us all a new and improved vaccine. 

Don’t make the mistake I did thinking the WEF was a bunch of pompous Europeans screwing their own countries that we didn’t have to worry about. American politicians are there too collaborating with the world Elites. We know this because Blinken’s Boeing aircraft broke down in Davos. No doubt due to diversity hire mechanics mandated by Pete Buttigieg’s DOT.

Again, in what world would I or anyone trust the United States Government or so called world leaders?

Then there’s the question of Ukraine. My God, what the hell is that about? We know Hunter was doing something that made no sense in terms of his experience,  but was making a shit ton of money at Burisma in Ukraine. We know that for some inexplicable reason, Joe Biden as Vice President during the Obama administration, caused the lead investigator of corruption in Ukraine to be fired. (Joe Brags about it all the time.)

Coincidentally the investigator that was fired was looking into Burisma and finding dirt. Flash forward 6 years or so and suddenly The US is goading Russia into attacking Ukraine by making it known Ukraine will be joining NATO.

Vladimir putinOf course Putin is going to react.

The question to ask is why now? Why announce the NATO thing with Ukraine? 

Could it be that someone was expecting the collateral damage of a war to wipe a bunch of evidence?

Wars don’t just kill people, they kill buildings and records. Transaction records, loan paperwork, property titles, and all kinds of other things are utterly and irrevocably destroyed. 

Honestly I wouldn’t put it past the Biden’s, or whoever is pulling Biden Inc’s strings to have started a war killing thousands of people just to cover up some dirty financial dealing, or to protect their identities.

The cold hearted nature of the Biden administration speaks loudly and clearly that they don’t care about anyone but themselves. The upper class is to be protected at all costs and the lower class is completely expendable.

I’m supposed to trust the fairness and justice of our government? I’m supposed to believe that I’m equal, and have equal rights? I’m supposed to trust the Governments 3 letter organizations, FBI, IRS, DEA, EPA, FDA, DOJ, FAA, CIA, NSA, Etc?

No, I tried that for most of my life. There’s only so much disappointment a man can take. 

I’m not going to be able to have my faith restored in Government until Corrupt Officials are being shot for treason against the capital wall.

Yeah, I’m SUPER pissed off about the breath-taking corruption playing out before my eyes.