Paraprosdokian Of the Week

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Paraprosdokians are phrases or sentences that lead us down the garden path to an unexpected ending.

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

Paraprosdokian Of the Week

A Friend sent me a list of these. I thought it would be fun to share them.

Paraprosdokians are phrases or sentences that lead us down the garden path to an unexpected ending.

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

Paraprosdokian Of the Week

A Friend sent me a list of these. I thought it would be fun to share them.

Paraprosdokians are phrases or sentences that lead us down the garden path to an unexpected ending.

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?

Paraprosdokian Of the Week

A Friend sent me a list of these. I thought it would be fun to share them.

Paraprosdokians are phrases or sentences that lead us down the garden path to an unexpected ending.

Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

Paraprosdokian Of the Week

A Friend sent me a list of these. I thought it would be fun to share them.

Paraprosdokians are phrases or sentences that lead us down the garden path to an unexpected ending.

Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Paraprosdokian Of the Week

A Friend sent me a list of these. I thought it would be fun to share them.

Paraprosdokians are phrases or sentences that lead us down the garden path to an unexpected ending.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?