This is totally weird

It’s in the 50s

Some of my plants are budding as though they think it’s spring.

A couple of weeks ago we had almost a foot of snow. Now I’m wandering around barefoot, in jeans & in a T-Shirt.

We’re just barely making it below freezing at night.

This time of year it should be pretty much freezing all the time, with ocassional highs in the 40s.

God NO!

Global warming is going to drive the riff raff up into the mountains!

Alright, I demand that we quadrupal the carbon taxes! Start spray painting everything white so we can reflect all the heat back out into space.

We need an ice age!

I’ll do anything to avoid having to deal with Riff Raff on a daily basis.