I was doing a little shopping in the OC yesterday. It was a little rainy so… well, people were more than a little nuts.
Water! FROM THE SKY??? It’s the END of the world!
Growing up on the East coast I think nothing of rain. Hail on the other hand just pisses me off if I’m driving in it, it’s hell on the paint.
As I’m walking around in the mall, I’m noticing people walking around and texting. I can only think that I’d like to position myself in front of the nearest fountain, have a nice cup of coffee and wait for some dumbass to try to walk on water.
Then I notice that the majority of the people in the mall are women. That makes sense, these are soccer moms and they’re trying to get ahead on the shopping while the kids are at school.
As I walk past the Sony store (yes really) there’s a CNN report blaring about the “War on Women” and that idiot publicity seeker Lena Dunham. Suddenly it hits me like a ton of bricks…
Every single one of these women I’ve been having to avoid because they aren’t watching what they’re doing, is a potential target.
I’m probably going to take some flack about this. But really ladies get a freaking clue, if you’re so focused on texting or looking something up on your phone in a mall that you don’t notice a guy walking toward you, then you turn directly into his path and stand still, you’re a target.
It’s equally possible for someone to be walking behind you waiting to pass in front of one of the service hallways or a construction barrier, then grab you, cover your mouth, and drag you out of the sight of anyone who could help.
If it’s a rapist they’re going to have their way with you and no-one would be the wiser. If it’s just someone who wants your purse, phone, or the bags you’re carrying they too are going to take your shit and be gone before you’ve even figured out what’s happening.
In addition to you being completely checked out of life, you’re rude as hell.
Ladies, if you need to text someone, move out of the walkway. Find a spot on a bench or with your back against a wall then text away!
This serves two functions.
1) You’re out of the way of the rest of the mall’s patrons.
2) At least you’ve narrowed the directions that attack could come from. Who knows, you might even see someone coming at you out of the corner of your eye.
The message I’m trying to convey ladies is; don’t be so clueless that you become a victim.