Beyonce? Really?

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The media and a fair number of the people I follow on Twitter have been practically falling over themselves about Beyoncés performance at the SuperBowl.

What???

The vocals were muddy, and unintelligible. The performance itself was boring. Is it me? Or is this a classic case of “The Emperor has no clothes“? 

A lot of my friends were asking if there were supposed to be poles on the stage during halftime. I must admit that I was expecting the show to end up with dollar bills stuffed in G-strings. I’ll grant you that if there had been poles on stage and G-strings, the half time show would have been far less boring.

 Beyoncés a pretty lady but she’s no Tina Turner. 

There has been some criticism of Alicia Keys rendition of the national anthem. I’d agree that she sang it a bit too much like a ballad, but I’d have preferred to hear Ms. Keyes do the halftime show.

The commercials weren’t all that interesting this year either. There were a couple of really cute ones but in general they were sort of forgettable.

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By far the best part of the SuperBowl (Aside from the ravens winning) were the tweets about the power failure. Here’s a small sampling.

Ironic: this time around, it’s the rich people trapped in the Superdome.

Obama was right. This is what happens when we all set our thermostats to 72 degrees.

The power was out so long at the SuperBowl, Kaepernick had time to get another tattoo.

Obama said Bush administration to blame for power outage at SuperBowl.

Check out Twitter for the whole stream, if you need a good laugh.

Hope you all have a great week.

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