That is why I’m on fewer and fewer “adult oriented” social media sites.
I hate that! I go to the trouble of creating a fairly complete profile, I specifically state who I am, my hobbies, interests, and a small bit of humorous information about me precisely so that the reader has enough to
a) Decide if they’d like to speak to me
b) Have something around which to start a conversation.
How about a complete sentence or better yet a whole thought?
Hi there, I enjoyed reading your profile. You’re a SCUBA diver? I’m curious about it, but worry that it’s too expensive for my budget. Would you have time to give me a basic run down from your perspective?
At least there is a basis for a conversation.
Or how about a sender saying;
Dammn! you’re handsome… wanna fuck?
I could handle and respect that and at least it’s not wasting my time and burning through my patience with inane one word responses that pass as a conversation. Hell I could program my phone or computer to answer with one randomly chosen word in response to your one word “Conversation Starters”.
“what are you doing?”
This is another major time waster… how do I answer that? Would it be appropriate for me to say;
I’m taking a huge dump and wondering if I’ve got time to jerk off before I have to get dressed for that church service?
I’ve often thought about answering that way but frankly I fear the string of one or two word responses that I’d have to respond to.
I can picture something like;
“like to suck you.”
Of course if I look up the senders location it’s one extreme or the other. It’s always the sender is somewhere like Cambodia. Or the sender is 5 miles away and I when I say GREAT! Come on over I could use a blowjob. I’d like to see my cum dripping from your chin
Then suddenly, the conversation stops. Or there are endless excuses…
You know, if you’re going to say you’d like to suck my dick…
Put your mouth where my dick is!